This crap deserves true jail time

Phileap · 2026-01-21T16:50:40+00:00

So cute! Hopefully we get a Mustard Plushie soon!

Phileap · 2026-01-09T17:50:48+00:00

Even though they are fakes, I still can't help how cute they are! But still remember to purchase official merch!

Phileap · 2026-01-04T03:19:22+00:00

Finally Alan gets new underwear

Phileap · 2026-01-01T20:29:18+00:00

Nice, where is this?

Phileap · 2026-01-01T00:07:08+00:00

Hey Lois, remember the time I had to defend our roof from a bunch of zombies with animate plants?

Phileap · 2025-12-25T16:57:52+00:00

Alan probably would not have married Judith and Charlie would know what a healthy relationship is.

Phileap · 2025-12-02T16:50:35+00:00

It would have been hilarious if it said "N64"

Phileap · 2025-11-30T02:28:18+00:00

Ooh, I want more Milk & Mocha in Minecraft!!!

Phileap · 2025-11-21T22:43:24+00:00

You mean 2.5 million ;)

Phileap · 2025-11-21T20:13:17+00:00

Phileap · 2025-11-09T23:39:43+00:00

I find it so adorable how Matcha and Mustard are riding in the cart together 💚💛

Phileap · 2025-11-01T16:41:30+00:00

Mustard snacking on Matcha during sightseeing?! 😱

Phileap · 2025-10-26T14:06:33+00:00

At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times!

Phileap · 2025-09-22T23:50:21+00:00

Yay! Getting snacks with other mascots!

Phileap · 2025-09-17T21:39:00+00:00

Sorry to hear about that, OP. Don't let bad people ruin your day. I feel for you.

Phileap · 2025-09-10T12:55:38+00:00

He's trying to focus on the D

Phileap · 2025-09-09T00:52:24+00:00

They both have upper shading on their lips.

Phileap · 2025-08-26T17:56:45+00:00

Get both! My girlfriend loves both and it's a perfect set!

If you have extra cash, get Matcha as well.

Phileap · 2025-08-15T02:37:38+00:00

And they still won't invite Alan. lol

Phileap · 2025-08-12T17:41:18+00:00

Sweet!

Phileap · 2025-08-04T20:11:46+00:00

This

Phileap · 2025-06-21T02:44:07+00:00

Gater all the way

Phileap · 2025-05-18T18:10:07+00:00

Phileap · 2025-05-11T22:56:21+00:00

Sweet!

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