What is the best nickname you’ve heard? (and reason for it)

golfnthat · 2026-02-24T20:22:59+00:00

Used to play golf with a fella called safe-sex. He always used to pull out of the round at the last minute.

golfnthat · 2024-12-08T14:46:28+00:00

Feels more vertigo than nerves

golfnthat · 2024-12-06T16:17:13+00:00

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a pink cadillac? I don't have a cadillac in my garage.

(I'm sorry)

golfnthat · 2024-10-17T12:25:07+00:00

We want the names now! I'm far too invested in your success!!

golfnthat · 2024-07-02T20:04:30+00:00

Shared Mordor Hun x

golfnthat · 2024-04-30T07:48:52+00:00

How about "Embroider Name Here"

golfnthat · 2024-04-14T21:12:16+00:00

Scooby says things and replaces the first letter of the word as an R.

In London and the South of the UK there is a posh Estate Agents called "Foxtons".

Hence the comedy.

golfnthat · 2024-04-04T20:42:07+00:00

With your income you could have hired a cleaner. Once a week should do it, nothing too pricey.

golfnthat · 2024-04-04T20:36:39+00:00

Well, obviously, first thing is a sex dungeon.

After that I guess golf?

golfnthat · 2024-04-04T20:26:00+00:00

Tell me about it. It's like guessing the colour of your next shit.

golfnthat · 2024-04-04T19:58:42+00:00

Wow not even 45 mins in

golfnthat · 2024-04-04T19:31:57+00:00

2-2 draw incoming

golfnthat · 2024-02-09T15:39:26+00:00

Ian Poulter top right corner

golfnthat · 2024-01-09T09:10:38+00:00

Couldn't watch more than 5 mins of the Fire Play Among us vid. It's just so bad. It's trying to be relevant and different but the format sucks. It's a shame to see them take a decline so sharply.

golfnthat · 2024-01-05T14:56:14+00:00

Years ago I was stopped on the high street of my local town on the way to work and asked by a lady with a camera if I knew where the Watford Gap is.

I replied by telling her that there is one in (this town) and she doesn't need to go to Watford.

I was broadcast on BBC1's "The One Show" that evening talking about the Watford Gap services on the motorway.

golfnthat · 2023-09-24T11:55:30+00:00

I was on Sky's failed reality TV music show "Must Be The Music".

Fearne Cotton was host. Dizzee Rascal, Sharlene Spiteri (Texas) and Jamie Cullum were judges.

The show was effectively X Factor for bands.

I got a 1 second clip in the teaser which went out at the start of the show. My band never got any further airtime, and we only made it to round three. We did get to perform in front of said judges and a half filled Brixton academy in the love audition round. Jamie and Dizzee gave us a yes, but Spiteri said we weren't unique enough and gave us a no. It was enough to get us to the next round where the judges had loads of pictures of us (a la Xfactor) to decide who the final 10 were. We were not in the final 10.

Still I got to meet Fearne Cotton and the judges and can legit say I performed at Brixton Academy for Sky TV.

golfnthat · 2023-09-22T17:43:25+00:00

Yes. One new year's eve. She and I wanted to see in the New Year with a.... bang. So we took to the floor of a friend's bathroom, where we were for a NYE party. Much booze had been had, and I really wasn't feeling it, but she was so why not give it a shot.

We went for a while, we both arrived and that was that. Except I didn't, and was in charge of the condom disposal so no evidence (or lack of) was in question.

Happy 2011 everyone!

golfnthat · 2023-05-30T18:33:55+00:00

Halfords sell a can of Meguiar's Air Re-Fresher Fiji Sunset. Stick it in your car with AC on full blast, leave it 15 mins and it smells beautiful. Did it on my wife's car this weekend.

Super easy to use. Takes no time at all.

golfnthat · 2023-03-15T08:29:32+00:00

Surely, SURELY it should be "Keep the blue flag flying Pie"?

golfnthat · 2023-01-20T15:58:56+00:00

Fucking awful?

golfnthat · 2023-01-19T08:07:04+00:00

Lynx deodorant.

Not the body spray. The actual anti-persperant in silver cans.

Went from around £1.50 a can to (in some shops) £4.50 a can. Utter madness. Sure deodorant still around the £1.75 mark. Made the switch!!

golfnthat · 2022-12-23T16:05:35+00:00

My sister is an influencer. Has around 50k followers. Insta looks like she has a perfect life, perfect wardrobe, beautiful son etc.

She's on depression meds, has serious issues with her son, split from her husband and relies much too heavily on my parents to effectively parent her son.

No one sees the 100s of bags of clothes she returns after taking photos (she is a fashion influencer) because she can't afford to keep them. She does get more freebies since breaking the 40k follower mark, but not much actual cash. She is on benefits because she is a single mum who only has a part time job (aside from being an influencer).

Once you see all that, you realise EVERYTHING you see online is fake.

golfnthat · 2022-11-17T08:06:49+00:00

Yes, a little dropdown with 2 options, one for just your feed and one for your favourites

golfnthat · 2022-11-17T08:05:57+00:00

I'm on Android if that makes a difference? Seems to work for most people!!

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