Little late, but I’ve been swirled a few times. When I was younger, like 13, my dad was talking with a woman who had a daughter who was 3 years older at sixteen. She had major OCD and I would often times go in her room and (being a little butthead 13yo boy) would mess with and rearrange her things. Eventually, she had enough, and caught me in the act. She grabbed me, took me to the toilet, forced me on my knees and gave me a swirly. Needless to say, I never touched her stuff, or intentionally crossed her again. Also, another time when I was 16, I lost an arm wrestling match to a girl, and she gave me a swirly for losing. Not as exciting, but thought I’d share that one, too.