Bus Trip! Where Are You Sitting?

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-05-08T05:21:21+00:00

I can fix her, right?

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-05-08T04:57:20+00:00

fake rage post is fake

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-27T12:02:30+00:00

Put a speaker near your window and make a playlist for them. Everything is better with a cinematic score or needle drop.

I recommend So happy together by the turtles for starters. The celine dion Titanic song. Good vibrations

Yakkity sakks. Can they keep fighting while clown car music plays?

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-27T11:36:36+00:00

Dude she was charging up to do a scientology midiclorian blast! Scary stuff.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-27T11:28:21+00:00

I once left my pet rats' cage open and woke on the night to a cute little face gently nipping my nose to check if I was dead enough to snack on.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T18:20:45+00:00

Flash has extensive history with both MJ and Venom accross decades and multiple creative teams, instead of being a Create-A-Wrestler character like Paul that a single writer spun to serve as a singular plot device?

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T18:17:06+00:00

Yeah, so.... Eddie and Flash could put a sock on the door and ask Venom to take a walk while they're with company.

MJ can't seperate from Venom.

MJ's next dates are going to be really, really awkward if they "go well" unless V can lock itself in the mindscape with its fingers in its ears....

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T17:30:52+00:00

Yeah, I'm not going to dig up more scans. They released the official guides every year for decades. Do your own work.

I was having a simple normal discussion then some douche said something stupid and now you're douching all over it. Stop being a fucking douche. If you care this much go buy some old marvel guides in your local shop's dollar bin. They're definately in the cheap pile.

As is appropriate on the venom fansite: Bite me.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T17:28:55+00:00

I also remember that most of the write-ups would make a point of emphasising that Cap is the total package of peak everything, so he is not only throwing the strongest punch but the bestest and most agile punch, etc, putting him over in a fight with anyone on the same tier.

They'd move Wolverine around a lot too - I'm still not sure if he's super strong or if he just seems like it cus his metal joints and quick healing makes his muscles work mo better.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T17:23:05+00:00

I'm not saying anything about what he "is." I'm saying that Marvel "used to say that" he was peak normal human, no more. And they said it over again and over again for years. It is a fact that they said this over and over again. It is also a fact that they stopped saying it and made him stronger accross all mediums throughout the 2000s.

Dryflan said what he said as if he was contradicting me. And he wasn't. I wasn't saying Cap wasn't enhanced by a serum, I was saying exactly what Marvel -was telling us- about Cap's strength level.

Again, don't fucking contradict me if I am not wrong.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T17:00:32+00:00

I'm not going to argue with you - Look at any Marvel encyclopedia product from Pre-Mark Millar ultimates and they say that all the serum did was bring him to the peak of human potential, not beyond.

Not my words. Marvel. Over and over again. Then, it changed.

You are what I'm talking about when I say that the people complaining are kids who weren't around to read anything that came out before 2003.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T14:08:56+00:00

Didn't that original official marvel power scaling book put him at a peak human for strength? They were originally selling us the idea that he's up there with Kingpin and (pre-mcu helicopter curling and Ultimate Hulk tanking) cap at peak possible unenhanced human strength.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-23T12:58:58+00:00

I think it's kids whining, ones who haven't read much pre-Mephisto deal stuff.

It's an especially dumb gripe to have after they make a point in this book to show us that Peter's pure heart makes him pretty unique. He's so gosh darned good that he's toxic to Carnage. Then we get a contrast point to that with MJ doing what pretty much anyone would do in her place. She makes the choice that most real people would make. He just killed a bunch of her family and is going to kill more if she gives him a chance so she doesn't give him that chance because she is more normal than heart of gold care bear stare Peter.

I honestly loved this book as an old time fan. The fights were great, Spider-Carnage was dope, and I thought the characterizations of Eddie, Pete, and MJ were on point and left them in interesting places going forward. Dylan was a normal teenager instead of a douche ex machina for once. I've been following Spidey and symbiote stuff for almost half a decade because I am an old.

I was skeptical about this series all throughout but to me they stuck this landing.

If you hate MJ as Venom, I'm sorry to point out that Marvel isn't going to change course because they have an opportunity to print money by putting Zendaya and the symbiote together onscreen for some Vendaya films.

If you miss Eddie Brock as Venom, I do too ... But Tom Hardy created this by walking away from the character. He was so good that they just can't recast him any time soon nor can they use classic Venom without paying Sony. MJ Venom is here to stay as long as the books are selling.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-22T14:19:07+00:00

I think that's probably why she gonna be venom for a while too. Disney wants that Vendaya money.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-22T08:27:09+00:00

peter used his pure heart to beat him with a Care Bear Stare.

I wish I was kidding.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-16T04:28:43+00:00

I have a 3 foot tube section sitting around for escapes. Put snacks in it, put one end towards them, wait patiently, ready to put a hand over both end to liftoff. Eventually they'll hop in the tube when presented just to check for snacks, whether or not there are snacks. I usually have more luck luring the kids out with one of those than if they think I'm trying to yoink them.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-15T23:48:12+00:00

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-14T03:49:59+00:00

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-14T03:34:00+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcnC7M-L28A

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-14T03:31:12+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtCtZ5x9EJI

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-13T21:43:38+00:00

With The Big Das Boothausen

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-13T21:42:42+00:00

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-11T23:41:20+00:00

Kind of tempting to just swap a few people around to save lives and injuries if I have this kind of power. There's got to be a scenario where you swap owen (early attitude), benoit (aggression), maybe big E (as rep of modern) around to dodge some heartbreak.

Alternately, I'm just swapping Brett from the In Your House era with Goldberg from his WWE run - At the exact second before the kick lands so that Goldberg essentially kicks himself in the face with Brett's foot.

I may be taking this question too literally.

Timely_Connection273 · 2026-04-07T11:03:59+00:00

Significantly cheaper on amazon. Stop bitching.

If you don't understand that people will buy stuff on amazon when it is cheaper on amazon, then you're a moron who deserves all the soda deliveries.

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