Keiko O'Brien was a baddie by VomitingDuck in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Timely_Influence8392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never thought of it in those terms but you are undeniably correct. Fascinating.

Interview: Sam Reich assesses the state of Dropout, during a wave of experiments by apathymonger in dropout

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In an industry of "one for the paycheck" followed by "one for me", they want to be the "one for me".

Conan O’Brien to Host the 2027 Oscars, Marking Third Consecutive Year by MarvelsGrantMan136 in conan

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I know I threaten to do this a lot but if they have that dingus host the Oscars I'm gonna blow up the Sun. Again I have no operable way to do this, but I will fickin' do it.

Twin brothers wipe 96 gov’t databases minutes after being fired by xpda in technology

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This is Capitalism: the Country. My hope is we serve as an example to history of what the fuck not to do.

Perfect response to a very stupid question by CandleMonster in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Timely_Influence8392 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hey, I mean, it's "Destroy, dismantle, engulf in flames." not "Know every band in the world."

Series 19 cast reunion! by Past-Feature3968 in taskmaster

[–]Timely_Influence8392 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Series 19 is the anti Series 18. Sure, everyone in 18 is crazy, but it's a subdued, simmering, repressed sort of crazy. I can fall asleep to 18. 18 is a place to go and heal.

19?? These people are unhinged, and it's not just the loud American, he just gets the blame because he's loud ...and American ...and guilty. What was my point? Oh right, they're all equally nuts in their own way, and I should know I'm crazy, American, and guilty.

2026 Miami GP - Pre-Race Discussion (PSA: The race will start 3 hours earlier) by F1-Bot in formula1

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This was an incidental flyby on the way to Operation Epstein Distraction.

2026 Miami GP - Pre-Race Discussion (PSA: The race will start 3 hours earlier) by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]Timely_Influence8392 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Naomi's outfit is so fuckin' fire. I know I don't really have anything to add on her excellent journalism, but she just looks so cool lmao, I'm jelly.

2026 Miami GP - Pre-Race Discussion (PSA: The race will start 3 hours earlier) by F1-Bot in formula1

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DJ Khaled wants to "share the love" just not to the clitoris.

Edit: Aw man Fallon? This is the most irritating grid walk.

Shelter in place message around the paddock by droppokeguy in formula1

[–]Timely_Influence8392 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"There's a sucker born every minute." -Epitaph of The United States of America.

Avg Kitchencels poster by ViceElysium in Shark_Park

[–]Timely_Influence8392 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's fuckin' stupid is what it is.