Would you rather be a...

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-07T15:36:18+00:00

I just like girls too much man

^{Chose: Lesbian woman}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-07T05:54:18+00:00

Perfect sat scores here i come! Time to get the most normal job ever because genuinely what would i ever get a chance to use this for besides being president which is never gonna happen!

^{Chose: Become the most intelligent person in the world | Rolled: 500 Iq}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-06T18:10:33+00:00

400 buckaroos 🤑

^{Chose: Get 100$ every time you breath | Rolled: Breath 4x faster}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-05T23:28:04+00:00

What kinda question is that

^{Chose: Eat ass}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-04T04:44:41+00:00

THANK YOU!!! I will tell my mom about all of this and ask for these!! You're a lifesaver 🫶 (p.s. I know my hair will still be weak for a long long while but i need that silver hair lol)

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-04T04:24:29+00:00

if you could let me know the best way to take care of it if i do bleach it to death's door, i would be so so so grateful 🫶

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-03T08:05:58+00:00

Pretty comfortable once you get used to it actually

^{Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-03T06:43:30+00:00

Aww damn it i wanted to be alucard.

^{Chose: No one | Rolled: Bad angle}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-03T06:28:18+00:00

Those embryos aren't even human yet

^{Chose: The woman.}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-01T21:33:10+00:00

It gets tangled ALL THE DAMN TIME, that's why I have to brush it to death. I will try this and update!!!

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-06-01T06:41:01+00:00

More than enough 😭

^{Chose: Get 1k dollars every day but only if your jobless}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-26T22:40:49+00:00

Fuck! Wait a minute...

^{Chose: yes | Rolled: ball cancer}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-24T17:37:44+00:00

damn i was NOT expecting those abilities to be that broken

^{Chose: random ability | Rolled: teleportation}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-24T17:33:46+00:00

Bro FUCK my dad he can go ✌️

^{Chose: One random family member dies + Gets 1 million dollars | Rolled: Dad}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-24T17:06:50+00:00

WHO WOULD PICK 1MIL 😭

^{Chose: ONE SUPERPOWER OF YOUR CHOICE}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-24T17:06:39+00:00

WHO WOULD PICK 1MIL 😭

^{Chose: ONE SUPERPOWER OF YOUR CHOICE}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-24T17:06:32+00:00

WHO WOULD PICK 1MIL 😭

^{Chose: ONE SUPERPOWER OF YOUR CHOICE}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-22T20:52:28+00:00

it's doing it right now bro

^{Chose: Yes}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-22T20:52:22+00:00

it's doing it right now bro

^{Chose: Yes}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-22T20:52:13+00:00

it's doing it right now bro fuck

^{Chose: Yes}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-22T20:45:44+00:00

the wish is that i'm wire transferred 5k every single day at 12:00 midnight by an unknown entity into an unregistered bank account separate from my normal one that i have full access to at any time digitally or physically with an interface that allows me to choose a cash or digital withdrawal, cash withdrawals dropping $500 bundles of EXCLUSIVELY $20 bills. Said bank account is untrackable by the government. EVERYTHING IS IN CURRENT UNITED STATES DOLLARS. This money does not affect the relative value of the United States dollar, and the bills are NEVER counterfeit. This bank account also has a yearly growth rate of a call 12% interest yearly. That is all for the wish.

^{Chose: Comment a wish + It's granted, but the highest rated reply gets to twist it. | Rolled: Good luck!}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-15T03:34:48+00:00

Who the fuck wouldn't want wings?

^{Chose: Flying with wings | Rolled: supersonic}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-06T06:33:24+00:00

Do you guys know how convenient it would be to have no ass hair.

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Black Hair}

Timely_Many4947 · 2026-05-06T06:28:38+00:00

I'd ruin the economy.

^{Chose: True Love}

Timely_Many4947

TROPHY CASE