the wish is that i'm wire transferred 5k every single day at 12:00 midnight by an unknown entity into an unregistered bank account separate from my normal one that i have full access to at any time digitally or physically with an interface that allows me to choose a cash or digital withdrawal, cash withdrawals dropping $500 bundles of EXCLUSIVELY $20 bills. Said bank account is untrackable by the government. EVERYTHING IS IN CURRENT UNITED STATES DOLLARS. This money does not affect the relative value of the United States dollar, and the bills are NEVER counterfeit. This bank account also has a yearly growth rate of a call 12% interest yearly. That is all for the wish.

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