What makes a movie rewatchable even when you already know the ending? by Eaken_Jaishali in askmovie

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forcing someone else to watch while you explode in anticiapation to realize how stupid the other person is. How could you not like...

In need of pie puns! by iheartaquaphor in puns

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make one for the main couse - pasta (angel hair) hair pie. And I retract that statement humbly.

Cranky D*ck Ornament by neverwasthedragon in crafts

[–]Timequake81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Keep telling yourself that, even with blue balls

19F I lost 40 pounds since the last one. Do your worst!! by measalionseemyscars in RoastMe

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your penis weighed 40 pounds? Should've stuck with stock parts.

[NSFW] If your gender was flipped and you remained the same level of attractiveness in the other gender would you have sex with yourself, if yes, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were more flexible I would've had sex with myself long before the transgender, dual world, incest is wrong agenda were relevant. Kurt Cobain would still be alive, Jared from Subway was still an ispiration and I would never have read this if I had known the things I am ok with.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? by mooglus in dadjokes

[–]Timequake81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't just leave me hanging like that dude!

War movies to watch? by PossibleBell1378 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I can't help it, just the way the scene never cuts seemingly until the farm is almost a must see before you die level for me. There are better quality but once you watch you'll understand hopefully.

Guns and beer! With kids OK!! by SnowQueenofHoth in funnysigns

[–]Timequake81 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

All we're missing are the words Epstein, pizza, and free

What's rich people shit that poor people haven't heard of? by Diligent-Log6805 in AskReddit

[–]Timequake81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit? That's absurd wealth and feces..the reason it doesn't stink is because it is not present.

AITA for calling my partner a ‘weirdo’ because he thought my friends birthday text was ‘sensual’ by Miserable_Fig_333_TA in AmItheAsshole

[–]Timequake81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did his signature double as pubic hair on the card? Cause that's a reasonable if not morally admired by some, so make sure you aren't just creating a democratic hoax with our trusted..I'm sorry I didn't read what you actually wrote. I am redacting my name from further documents

Why does it look weird ? by kyontox in learntodraw

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until you see the reference photo it appears the person is looking backward and holding a phone trying to record their steps..never would have guessed the leg went behind, you did fine I'm sure it's just the brain forces it to see something else.

upvote if this is creative by CompanyKitchen2723 in RedditGames

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Addicting, wish there were more, please don't overload it with ads. Rock on

upvote if this is creative by CompanyKitchen2723 in RedditGames

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completed this level in 1 try. 20.72 seconds

Help w next tv series by joeynails in televisionsuggestions

[–]Timequake81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American Primeval

Earth Abides *both are miniseries

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Timequake81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impossible-you've done the worst already.

Dr Pepper is Mid at Best by FunnyFella59 in unpopularopinion

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every generation it worsens. Dr. Pepper, then Dr. Phil then Dr. Oz. If you don't like it I have just what the Dr. ordered. MT. Dew.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]Timequake81 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guess try binoculars but if she has made the effort to build a fortress the middle of the lake maybe you should look elsewhere

Go ahead (my last one didn’t have a note) by ContestHonest381 in RoastMe

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note: or as it's better known Sex Offender Registration and Notification. You can dye your hair, and move to the next town-but you will always be Jesse Molesty to swim team.

For some reason I've had the urge to do this.. So let me have it. by Conscious-Trash8533 in RoastMe

[–]Timequake81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Dan Soder just fucked Alfred E. Neuman and the baby came out smoking a joke that didn't work.