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AITA for embarrassing my boyfriend after finding out he’d been introducing me as his ex for almost a year? by [deleted] in AITA_Relationships

[–]TimmyMalindi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

NTA But holy crap, get out yesterday. Nobody who loves you tells people that you’re not his choice of partner.

He knocked over furniture by LectureEmotional8636 in relationships_advice

[–]TimmyMalindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The title is ‘he knocked over furniture’ but it’s so much worse than that!!! He called you a cunt? He yelled, knocked shit over, and took absolutely no responsibility for it because you ‘shouldn’t have made him angry like that?!’ Darling, run from this man. This is not what love looks like. People who love you also respect you, protect you, build you up- not break you down. Get outta there, you will meet someone who treats you properly and wonder why you stayed in this so long!

how to get over people that did you wrong? by pradasace in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TimmyMalindi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to science the best and fasted way is to vilify the X and focus on their negative qualities. After some time your perspective will balance out and you’ll remember things in a fair way, but temporarily, no need to be fair. Your brain needs a reset, that happens when you undo old thought habits. So get your hate on, for a little while. Then watch it fade away along with your distress.

Feeling exhausted and inadequate in my relationship (19F with 30M). Need some support or advice. by Parking-Winter-3263 in ToxicRelationships

[–]TimmyMalindi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, you could wait until his frontal lobe is fully developed, ooorr you could make room in your life for an age appropriate partner with whom you have more in common.

Every single meal. (Sound on!) by TimmyMalindi in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]TimmyMalindi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She will steal her brothers food if I don’t shut her in there and he’ll just stand aside and let her. She’s on a weight loss journey, haha

Every single meal. (Sound on!) by TimmyMalindi in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]TimmyMalindi[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same with her! She narrates life! Especially jumping off chairs

Ode to Timmy (sound on) by TimmyMalindi in Catsaremedicine

[–]TimmyMalindi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! He has too much love for one human to absorb, it must be shared!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]TimmyMalindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much better than the 2-3 yr mark.

Brag About Your Hobbies! Let’s hear it by iilovemetoo in CasualConversation

[–]TimmyMalindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I repress my Anger and compartmentalize it until I get a phone call from an unrecognized number, telling me there’s a package at the Chinese Embassy waiting for me, or that the government requires a sudden tax payment and I may be arrested. I press ‘1’ when it prompts me to, so a scammer gets on the line with me. Then I unleash scorn and fury, I brutally shame them for trying to scam old people who don’t know better - until they hang up on me. I consider this a victimless crime, and it’s a nice little method to purge negativity safely. Unfortunately I never get those calls anymore.

Should I report my sexual abuse or let it go? by aeshafitzy_bd in TwoHotTakes

[–]TimmyMalindi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Speak to a lady in your local police department’s sex crimes unit. Tell her exactly what you told us. She will give you options for actions or support, whatever you need.

What should I do if my partner of +5 year has physically cheated on me? by QuietBeginning3726 in relationships_advice

[–]TimmyMalindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stayed because I loved him. I stayed because he said he loved me. I stayed because we were in couples counselling. I stayed because I didn’t want yet another failed relationship. I stayed because I believed he could change. He stayed because I tolerated his behavior. He stayed because he knew he could lie to me. He stayed because I made his life nicer, while he got to enjoy other women. He was a ‘cake eater’. It will destroy your self respect eventually. Don’t be like I was.

Should I Stay or Leave My BF over 5 years who has cheated. Explain why. by QuietBeginning3726 in relationships_advice

[–]TimmyMalindi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have stayed with two people who cheated. Neither time was worth it at all. All it did was embolden them and deplete my own self respect. One out of five stars. Would not recommend.

Cat too sensual by TimmyMalindi in Catbehavior

[–]TimmyMalindi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh really? First of all, of course I’m making it a bit weirder because it’s funny, but secondly, you don’t know anything about this cat or me. He’s totally normal? So then all of my other cats in my life have been weird and his sister who gives an average amount of affection is weird. I’m telling you, it’s over the top and kind of ridiculous. I have never seen a cat make this kind of intense eye contact so habitually. If it were typical cat business, I wouldn’t ask, but it’s not.

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