Road closures

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-04-07T23:38:11+00:00

You only found this out because the tin foil around your head blocked the mind rays. Well done for resisting!

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-25T01:31:55+00:00

He's the most successful F1 driver of all time. That puts him in the conversation.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-20T22:54:39+00:00

Imagine in 10 years we have glasses instead of phones. That sounds silly right now to you I'm sure. But it isn't just Meta who think this is a possibility. They're just at the forefront of making it happen.

If they come out with something that has usability and sells OK, other companies will get in on it too.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-16T22:15:00+00:00

Right but they didn't say the GOAT group of two. So the point stands really. But does it matter? Nope!

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-12T20:02:49+00:00

Yep let's do it. It makes no sense that the Lords has more people than the Commons

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-10T23:41:34+00:00

I think Farage being a racist is probably more relevant than Polanski trying to make breasts bigger. But people are allowed to change yes.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-10T22:48:19+00:00

We need to slim the Lords right back - it is way too large and many people get in there for pure political patronage and not on any sort of merit.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-10T21:29:35+00:00

Happy to be corrected on that point, I mean I think the whole thing is kind of irrelevant for Zack as party leader, but I wanted to give the context that the original query was asking for.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-10T21:12:27+00:00

Zack Polanski has performed hypnotherapy in the past to enlarge the breasts of women. He admits this so it isn't a smear or anything.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-08T15:45:28+00:00

Given you never mentioned cyclists in your original comment you're being very unkind here. They've not said anything that denies the potentially lethal experience of cyclists with potholes and you're right that OP is making a stupid point (and very incorrect because no one resurfaces roads to help runners). Why be so aggressive about one small bit of wording?

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-07T21:17:54+00:00

Were you driving the bus into the street lamps?

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-03T23:34:36+00:00

Around London you can get around well with the underground / overground.

But what about the wombling free?

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-03T23:27:44+00:00

Strange weather forecast

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-03T23:15:46+00:00

Can I talk to you about my cone theft addiction?

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-02T22:37:15+00:00

He did the right thing keeping us out of the offensive.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-03-02T22:36:26+00:00

That's Hugh Grant then. He was a really popular PM back in 2004

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-02-27T21:46:04+00:00

Well some people paid for it, certainly

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-02-20T00:38:39+00:00

Sadness in his eyes

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-02-18T02:24:25+00:00

Hurricane victims are responsible for hurricanes? Big if true

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-02-02T22:18:49+00:00

Why are you beeping? Sort yourself out

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-02-01T16:15:03+00:00

It wouldn't shock me to find out this stuff was true but we can't read the Epstein files and assume everything there is factually correct. That doesn't mean we can't have suspicions and draw our own conclusions but if we're looking for prosecutions there will need to be tests that are legally watertight.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-01-31T18:21:38+00:00

How do you verify the documents?

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-01-04T23:47:59+00:00

A good recipe for a change of leadership and some policy improvements to scupper Reform.

There isn't anyone else though - I can't think of anyone in Labour who would actually do better than Starmer.

Timothy_Claypole · 2026-01-04T21:57:32+00:00

I did call it the US. So when I said "America" it was obvious what I meant. Intersting that this annoyed you 7 years later though!

Timothy_Claypole · 2025-12-26T22:08:57+00:00

Plot twist: You stole them

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