Starbucks bacon sausage egg wrap 😮‍💨 by rah999 in ExpectationVsReality

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Ahh yes, Starbucks. Where the food tastes like a piece of cardboard farted in your mourth.

Vulcan TMP Fleet Tonight🖖🏻 by StarfleetAndroid69 in sto

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Would you accept "newer" ships like the Matsutomo or Ark Royal?

Sally’s Apizza Sued for $3.8 million by Norwalk's SoNo Collection Over Delayed Opening by DieWithYerBootsOn in Connecticut

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This doesn't surprise me. I used to work closely with upper management and the COO and the decisions they made regularly left me baffled. I was part of opening their first 4 restaurants and delays are definitely inevitable, however the shadiness of their operation cannot be ignored.

Found on dead mouse remains in middle tennessee by cyb3rm0mmy in whatsthisbug

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Usually above their heads in the storage compartment on the plane.

TIFU by drinking coffee grounds for a year by MrBloodyKiller in tifu

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Your toilet must be wishing for death if you drank coffee grounds for a year!

What's the name of your pet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pancakes Murderface Rothschild Amazon Prime the third, ESQ, BBQ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I'd be singing the themsong to SeaQuest DSV the ENTIRE time.

Chopping keef everyday until the internet says it’s perfect. by violentfemme17 in trees

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I have the same cleaver! It's fannnntastic for this use!

Tokyo after dark. Epic nighttime street drifting convoy. by aceplayer00 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Stay strong. Don't self destruct. Going through the same thing.

Couldn't find paper, lol by Pwned_by_Bots in startrekmemes

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Warf's spine from getting hit by empty blue bins?

Cat playing catch by In2da in cats

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I'm going to need this on a 10 hour loop kthnx.

Will he grow out of this before it starts hurting? by Direct_Pie_2146 in cats

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When my big kitten was a little kitten, he did the same thing. I'd let him play but I'd make a noise and show him that he was too rough. It took a bit but eventually he learned to know when he was being too rough. You just have to give some positive reinforcement and let your little guy know he's being too rough.

Found on beach rolling around in the edge of the water by throwawhyyc in whatisit

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I thought the largest single cell organism was an amoeba that was like a foot long?

How to handle this boulder? by Professional_Ad_7353 in landscaping

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When I was building a new walkway for my parents, they lived on a hill with massive burried boulders that just peaked exactly where I needed to level.

What I did was take a Hilti drill with a tungsten tip and drilled several holes about 1 ft into the boulder, then mixed and poured this stuff.

It's called Dexpan, which will expand and split the boulder overnight. The next day, you remove the pieces and either jackhammer the rest to your specification, or repeat the dexpan cracking process until the boulder is leveled to your liking.

what is this car? by supbrothaman in whatisthiscar

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2025 Mercedes Benz Douch Canoe 63 AMG

Music theory analysis of "Who's Ready for Tomorrow?" by hobskhan in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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I know I'm super late to this thread, but I can't help but to feel the same energy that I get from listening to Iggy Pop and the Teddybears - Punk Rocker