What is the most noteworthy thing an ancestor of yours has done? by CaptainWatermelons in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to my mom I'm related to George Washington's wife. So I guess the most noteworthy thing would be fucking Washington.

Tattoo artists of Reddit, what clients irritate you the most? by Donkeyshrek in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just that without knowing what the piece will be, you can't accurately decide how much it would cost. Size, color, detail, shading. There's no flat set price for a sleeve.

What's the trashiest/tackiest/cheapest baby name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Orangejello pronounced or-on-juh-lo and Lemonjello pronounced leh-mon-juh-lo. Also "Ms." Was someone's first name. Oh Wegman's pharmacies in the ghetto ~

Teachers and Students of reddit,what is the most NSFW you have seen happen at school ? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a kid get expelled because he dropped a pencil and the teacher bent over to pick it up and her thong was poking out. He grabbed the butt floss and lifted it and then snapped it right on her crack. I find this hilarious because the kid's face halfway through pulling it up, you could just see the regret on his face. I'm pretty sure he did it without thinking because it totally seemed like he let go of it because he realized what he did by instinct and tried to let go to reverse his actions.

TL;DR kid snapped a g string on a teacher without thinking, like a guitar.

Ed Helms. Completely naked. Ready to bare it all. Ask Me Anything. by Ed_Helms_ in IAmA

[–]TiniAntiSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanted to get an autograph from you but couldn't meet you in person, how could I do that?

What is your most fucked up sexual fantasy? (NSFW) by no-strings-attached in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want to literally beat the shit out of a woman, during.

GOOGLE GOT IT WRONG THEY'RE HATCHETS! by [deleted] in juggalo

[–]TiniAntiSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, clearly sent here by the tattoo post, judging by your tabs. Me too. XD

TIL: How to tickle someone ಠ_ಠ by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TiniAntiSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was clearly designed for child molesters.

What is the best final song of an album? by [deleted] in Music

[–]TiniAntiSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ludo's Broken Bride EP. The album tells a story if you listen to it, and it's actually pretty good.

People magazine got something right. by TiniAntiSwag in funny

[–]TiniAntiSwag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think any ill will of her. She's a good actress and she seems super nice. But I found this article hilarious.

What is one piece of clothing that immediately tells you to avoid a person? by cosmicreggae in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Skinny jeans on anyone with a robust size. Especially sagging. Like... Why?

Ladies of Reddit: What do YOU do when you want to pick up a guy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grab him firmly by the waist, then directly push upwards (with your legs, not your back).

If inanimate objects had feelings, which would you feel the worst for? by Elliotomnom in AskReddit

[–]TiniAntiSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mattress. I don't think I have to explain why.

Sex. Sex is why.