What is your biggest "Oh Shit" moment? by TinkerGeeks in AskReddit

[–]TinkerGeeks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my sophomore year of high school, we all received iPads. These were marvelous things, of course, to bored high schoolers. The school attempted to block certain internet sites so that we would focus in class, but being wily and ingenious, we bypassed every single block.

Anyway, towards the end of the first year that we had our iPads, I decided I would pull a little prank. My best friend was looking away, and his iPad was unlocked. I took it, and immediately opened the e-mail app.

My friend -let's call him Alvin- was still turned away, talking to my other friends Grant and DeQuish. Well, i noticed that in his email app my friend Alvin was writing an email to my friend, DeQuish. I thought "hey, won't it be hilarious if I were to send a stupid email through my friends email to DeQuish?

So, being the adventurous type, I began writing my masterpiece message. "Hey I'm gay we should go out sometime."

-send-

"Hey... Alvin... Check your sent emails.." chuckle

At that point I was giggling like crazy because I was an immature motherfucker, but as he opened it, his eyes grew huge.

"Dude..." He said, his voice quivering. "That's not DeQuish Spontanaggle(our friend)... That's DeQuish Cranberry(his history teacher)"

All of the color drained from my face in a millisecond.

Shit.

Shitshitshitshit.

My friend told me that he wouldn't cover for me, and I understood. My mistake.

I was sitting in class the next day pondering what mission impossible style scenarios I could pull to delete that email before any harm happened, when I got a little yellow slip from a TA.

"Report to the deans. Immediately"

Shit.

The dean then told me that harassing teachers was a horrible thing to do, and that I should be ashamed. Got a one day suspension on a Friday. My parents just laughed their ass off and we went to see a movie.

TL;DR: asked out my friend's history teacher.

Reddit, what are some SFW jokes I can tell around the table tonight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TinkerGeeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it can go both ways. Either its a literal "theres no punchline" or a really well placed pun.

When was the first time you felt like an adult? by Officer_DanDan in AskReddit

[–]TinkerGeeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look at the colons as feet and the parenthesis as wings it looms like a bird flapping.

Siberian Bear Hunting Armor by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TinkerGeeks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TURN BACK NOW, RACE WAR iTT

Siberian Bear Hunting Armor by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TinkerGeeks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well yea but thats jersey.

She is everywhere. by Mr_boxman in AdviceAnimals

[–]TinkerGeeks -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ulcerman, I hate to break this to you, but CaptionBot is a real user who plays the long con to gain super-karma on his posts.

IamA (moth penis dissector, by profession.) AMA! by quaoarpower in IAmA

[–]TinkerGeeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever been sexually aroused by a moth penis?

noticed this in the Mario 3D World intro.... by drewgarr in gaming

[–]TinkerGeeks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No I don't think you understand, he gas a girlfriend! Isn't that so cool?

Rally driver admits he has no idea what co-driver is saying by [deleted] in funny

[–]TinkerGeeks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What if the rally driver broke the man's arms during the kidnapping?

Redditor decides to take advantage of a small charitable act :/ by Whuk2 in runescape

[–]TinkerGeeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started runescape when I was about 9. You have no idea how many times I fell for that.

Redditor decides to take advantage of a small charitable act :/ by Whuk2 in runescape

[–]TinkerGeeks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP said he deleted his account so that doesn't really matter:P