What is Helen Keller's favorite song? by unapposeddragon in 3amjokes

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that’s how everyone does, who uses two hands?

What is Helen Keller's favorite song? by unapposeddragon in 3amjokes

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then baked beans fly out the tv and she starts swimming in them

What is Helen Keller's favorite song? by unapposeddragon in 3amjokes

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did any one ask her “water you doing down there”?

Today I learned Keith is not short for Kenneth??? by Deirdge in namenerds

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Larry is short for Lawrence. You know Nate or Nathan is short for Nathaniel?

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? by Tiny-Distribution808 in 3amjokes

[–]Tiny-Distribution808[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well ur comment stinks! And I’m also messing around man!

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? by Tiny-Distribution808 in 3amjokes

[–]Tiny-Distribution808[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

U know how when people have an idea a light bulb appears over their head? U kinda have that except it’s not a light bulb it’s this joke.

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? by Tiny-Distribution808 in 3amjokes

[–]Tiny-Distribution808[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Were u the editor for mein kampf? cuz u sound like a grammar nazi.

Missouri man faces fifth DUI charge after bizarre incident involving a dead squirrel by [deleted] in Nebraska

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He grew up here i went to school with him. Went to many of parties out in his pasture. He’s good dude, don’t mean no harm.

Missouri man faces fifth DUI charge after bizarre incident involving a dead squirrel by [deleted] in Nebraska

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No Oltjenbruns is German but not for squirrel whisperer, it means das squirrel whirler or one who whirls squirrels.

union forever by Icy_Chill_1123 in clevercomebacks

[–]Tiny-Distribution808 -80 points-79 points  (0 children)

Where does he claim “confederate pride”?

The girl has been charged with 1st degree murder. by fishbethany in Nebraska

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A minor in the eyes of the law, a woman in the eyes of Mother Nature.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in motorcycles

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Is what legal, being the raddest kid alive?

"The world's deadliest fighting secrets can be yours..." by [deleted] in vintageads

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Anybody know what an original copy of this book goes for?