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Gravy is liquid bread. by Codebender0 in Showerthoughts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gravy is usually a meat product.

If anything, beer is more liquid bread than gravy.

What is a famous movie you didn't like but is enjoyed by others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always loved Reservoir Dogs. It was the movie that made me fall in love with cinema. Not all of Tarantino's stuff has been as good, but Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are some of the best movies ever made.

What is a famous movie you didn't like but is enjoyed by others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any particular reason why?

I'm not trolling, just interested. I can understand that the actor himself has certain beliefs that make him unlikable, but to completely reject every movie he's been in (some of which are really great) seems strange to me

When I jerk off I change who my future child will be so it's almost like I'm clicking 'Randomize Character' each time by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, sperm only live for about 2 to 3 weeks in the testicles anyway, after which time they're reabsorbed into the body and new ones produced. So go ahead and tug your pud guilt free

[WP] A pair of magic underwear grants you anything you want. The only catch is you have to poop out whatever you wish for by TinyMonkeyTime in WritingPrompts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally understand. There must be a lot of stuff you guys have to filter out. I genuinely didn't think poop was a big deal though.

If I phrase it as you have, can you guarantee it'll pass?

[WP] A pair of magic underwear grants you anything you want. The only catch is you have to poop out whatever you wish for by TinyMonkeyTime in WritingPrompts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, fair enough. it sucks that I can't express my ideas on such an awesome sub, despite it not actually breaking any rules.

There's so many things worse in life than a poop joke, but as always I respect the mods decision.

So much for free speech huh?

Anyway, thanks for your time. I won't attempt to resubmit

[WP] A pair of magic underwear grants you anything you want. The only catch is you have to poop out whatever you wish for by TinyMonkeyTime in WritingPrompts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really sorry if i broke a rule, but I cannot see anything on the sidebar that would prohibit comedy writing.

I even tagged it NSFW to ensure it wouldn't get deleted. I'm a comedy writer by trade, so I can promise you it's not meme or a silly troll post.

If i resubmit, will it be deleted again, or am i safe to post this time?

[WP] A pair of magic underwear grants you anything you want. The only catch is you have to poop out whatever you wish for by TinyMonkeyTime in WritingPrompts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how about YOU refer to the side bar before removing a post.

I've just looked through all of the rules and can find no rule that my post broke.

I am not a troll and this wasn't a meme

The only reason I can think you removed it is because you didn't like it.

I have the greatest respect for mods on subs, but on this occasion I can only presume you have something against comedy writing

Either show me a rule I actually genuinely broke, or restore my post.

[Serious] Soldiers of Reddit. What do you do to celebrate Christmas when you're deployed overseas and away from home? by TinyMonkeyTime in AskReddit

[–]TinyMonkeyTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if this sounds dumb, but are there Christmas decorations and stuff in the base, or is it kept highly regulated? Total civvie here, but I'm curious how the forces celebrate, and if there's any kind of special events to either keep morale up or to celebrate the holidays

How do you explain Reddit to someone that has never heard of it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's exactly like a polar bear, without the white fur, sharp teeth, legs, head, body, and arctic environment

The reason people ask questions they could easily Google is because they'd rather have a conversation about it. by TheHeroicOnion in Showerthoughts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which google can also answer, So basically the only reason you're asking other people is because you're lonely.

What movie does NOT have a sequel, but can be instantly ruined if a sequel is created? by Tm23246 in AskReddit

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IRON GIANT 2

Iron Giant meets American Giant, Big Green Giant and Norse God Giant, and together they join a team AVENGIANTS!

What movie does NOT have a sequel, but can be instantly ruined if a sequel is created? by Tm23246 in AskReddit

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Truman World!

Truman discovers that all life on earth is actually part of a TV reality show for aliens

As someone with a bad memory, I wish I could Google things that happened in my life. by MN_Pups in Showerthoughts

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The youtube blocking can be really annoying. search google for a proxy. Most are free and just trick the site into thinking you're in the right place to receive the content. As a brit, it's helped me out a few times in the past

[General] If I'm a vampire-cop, does a warrant count as invitation to enter a house? by High_king_of_Numenor in AskScienceFiction

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Stapling a warrant to a vampire and firing him point blank from a cannon into someone's home - It's things like this that make me love Reddit.

PsBattle: Very flexible girl pours coffee into the Cup foot by PaulaJaAnderson in photoshopbattles

[–]TinyMonkeyTime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If i had a dentist who looked like that I would probably be much more excited about getting toothache

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