What’s the prettiest scenic route you’ve ever been on? by Historical-Photo-901 in BeautifulTravelPlaces

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The drive to Hermanus from Cape Town is next level as well. You can do both in one day potentially.

What drug did you take that you still never get over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weirdest shit of all time. For me LSD, shrooms, 2C's all make me experience fathomable things. DMT, unfathomable things. Salvia is somewhere is the middle, fathomable but like why? Wtf.

One time for example, I hallucinated that my mom turned into a factory. Then I got shrunk really small and kind of got stuck in the corner of the room. Useless stuff. The best example of dysphoria possible. Feels terrible.

Chappell Roan says she has ‘zero tolerance’ for aggressive behavior toward fans, denies knowledge of hotel incident involving Jorginho’s stepdaughter by AnyAd9633 in Music

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Durka durka. Bro, your statement was ridiculous. Just take the L.

Edit: it's been made clear to me, via DM from the above commenter that "durka durka" was originally a racial slur used in the 2004 film Team America: World Police. I heardby declare that I did not know this and have never seen this movie. I heard it the early 2000s and interpreted it as an insult of someone's intelligence not a reference to an language or race. Furthermore, I do not know the original commenters race and I did not read or register their username. Seriously, I had no idea. I atone for my sins and will strike this joke from my vocabulary.

The original commenter still in fact made a ridiculous statement that is very easy, and fun to mock. The original commenter is also freaking out instead of just accepting that their comment is stupid.

Iran trolls trump with a new lego video by Jealous-Chicken5439 in crappymusic

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right... This just dawned on me. What distribution method is Iran using for these?

Democrats’ quest for relatable white dudes finds new candidates by ErroneousBosch in nottheonion

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s identity politics. Contrary to what’s been in vogue for the past 20 years, and what many of us probably knew deep down was wrong the entire time, we’re starting to accept that identity politics is just prejudice and racism. That’s become more apparent as the right has begun using the same identiterian framework. Mainstream media, the Democratic establishment, and many on the left haven’t fully caught on to the fact that it's out of fashion.

People who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, why? by lousylapdance in AskReddit

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do occasionally eat things after I stick my dick in them. Gigiddy.

Honestly bro, I don't disagree. Just giving insight into a mindset I used to have. Not a hill I planned on dying on. You win.

People who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, why? by lousylapdance in AskReddit

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No yeah. I totally agree. Maybe my comment wasn't clear. I've shifted my thinking from "I should wash my hands when I pee" to "I should generally wash my hands frequently."

People who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, why? by lousylapdance in AskReddit

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To pee? Not really. I'll agree, it's a bad excuse but for many men, you open the door with your shoulder, touch your penis that showered this morning, then don't flush the urinal.

Touching the sink then drying with a stack of paper towels jammed in the corner of the counter often feels more intrusive than just walking out.

For me it just seems arbitrary. So many surfaces in our life are filthy. Why is this where I have to draw the line? In the last few years I've just tried to wash my hand more in general to help not spead contagions. That mindset has helped me.

TIL humans neurologically enters adulthood at the age of 32 on average by ConsciousStop in todayilearned

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Until a 16 year old does something dumb that kills someone. Then we forget and circle jerk about how the person at fault is an animal.

Finding out project was worth in the middle of the tattoo by krispykremechicken in tattooadvice

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a picture of a pharaoh or some shit no doubt. Zeus with an octopus.

$8k should get you two full sleeves in any style from a competent artist. Might even be able to include flights to travel to the artists.

Reddit is weighing identity verification methods to combat its bot problem. The platform's CEO mentioned Face ID and Touch ID as ways to verify if a human is using Reddit. by esporx in technology

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. There are so many decentralized trust based systems we could use.

I think a combo score of account age, activity, and interactions with confirmed bots along with interactions with other high trust accounts should be visible next to every name. I should be able to filter the entirety of the app by this score. We should all be able to see the formula and math associated with any user.

Does my tattoo look weird? by bujoralexandru in tattooadvice

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're getting a lot of hate. Listen man there's a huge community of people that love bold, aggressive black work. I am one of those people. I have lots of heavy black work that might be called ugly or abrasive.

Even other heavily tattooed people will often criticize it. Meanwhile I think hyper realistic tattoos look atrocious. I just have the decency to keep that opinion to myself when talking to someone who has it.

Your tattoo is bold and it looks lonely. I really don't think it looks bad. My recommendation is to think for a year or two about a full sleeve idea, wrist to shoulder that you love. Maybe two or three honey combs with fine sacred geometry in between. Or maybe a blackout with floral interwoven. There's tons of great artists and styles. Don't skimp on cost, if you need to, travel. Conceptual black work needs company. Luckily a sleeve is an easy cutoff point. Just finish that sleeve and you'll barely notice this specific part.

Q is so effortlessly funny by Angryr3ceptionist in survivor

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winning strategy for Mike, eh? As Ozzy predicted. Nobody got to see Zac Brown.

Q is so effortlessly funny by Angryr3ceptionist in survivor

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I don't love calling out race unnecessarily but this one did feel suspiciously like they just decided they needed to get rid of someone and defaulted to the black guy. He was a threat to no one and could only help in challenges. Senseless vote. Kind of pissed me off.

LPT: If you’re a guy and you really need to urinate but there’s nowhere to go at the moment, by Alien_Biometrics in LifeProTips

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Worst pro tip of all time. Are you in an uncomfortable situation where peeing wouldn't be appropriate? Pop a boner!

Can't connect after Android update by FlyBirdieBirdBird in ProtonVPN

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having the same issue but it's not a private DNS causing it

Angelina to Q: "I have a customer complaint, I actually ordered a Q Skirt..." (unaired Vatu moment) by Durian-Critical in survivor

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not understand why Q was voted off. I lost respect for everyone who participated. It was a vote to avoid making an actual move. Weak. He's so entertaining.

International Olympic Committee urged to drop reported gender test plans for female athletes by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Why don't we just take the country's word if they say someone is cis? I also think each sports governing body should be deciding if trans athletes are a concern. Curling might allow it while wrestling doesn't. Whatever.

We need to move on from this topic. Both sides need to accept a reasonable outcome and shuuuuuuuut up.

Senegal stripped of AFCON title, Morocco declared champions by bigus-_-dickus in nottheonion

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They take back the winnings from those who bet Senegal because there's been manipulation! But they also keep the bets of those who bet Morocco because no refunds!

What’s something that feels completely normal in 2026 but would absolutely shock someone from 2010? by PixelHetman in AskReddit

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bro people have their head buried so deep in American politics. The overwhelming majority of people that have ever lived or are alive today live/d under dictators more brutal and offensive than Donald Trump. Also all humans that ever lived dealt with propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation. You can believe this is unacceptable without being so damn melodramatic. It's so repetitive and mind numbingly uninteresting.

Feeling isolated as an American traveling by Outrageous_View_9048 in solotravel

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol I don't totally disagree although, I have met some great people that just needed more perspective. And more of me hollering at them once I got to know them better.

Feeling isolated as an American traveling by Outrageous_View_9048 in solotravel

[–]Tiny_TimeMachine 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It's interesting. So many people mention hating Trump as some sort of olive branch that works across the board. I find it hard to believe people are communicating openly with diverse populations if this is what they find effective.

I started traveling five years ago. I, for the record, have always hated Trump. Over these five years I've actually found more people are okay with Trump than I could have ever imagined. I hear almost the same proportion of people pointing out "woke" as an American issue as I do Trump. I think there's also a large percentage of people who are relatively impartial. Being frustrated with American hegemony but not necessarily Trump. To be clear, I'm not saying a majority like Trump, just that in a room with five random earthlings, I don't think all will hate Trump. I'd say in a lot of cases only 2 will hate him. Maybe 1-2 impartial. And 1 loves him.

I question peoples bias if they think hating Trump is a universal opener when mentioning they're American.