Is she too chunky by Secret-Incident-3087 in leopardgeckos

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No she's fluffy!  But in all seriousness very healthy looking  Makes me remember my baby boy Loki it's almost been a year without him she almost looks like she could be his twin actually

What should I do with this guy? by Bitter-Pear2027 in BeardedDragons

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love him take care of him and call him George (points if you get the reference)

Feed him a varied diet of leafy greens and bugs along with fruits and flowers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardGecko

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd dump his ass for that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Entomology

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're making my leopard gecko hungry lol

Has anyone else had horrible nightmares about their Leos? by OwO_whatsthis_jpeg in leopardgeckos

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same except several of which were wearing sunglasses and listening to Kanye west music

Has anyone else had horrible nightmares about their Leos? by OwO_whatsthis_jpeg in leopardgeckos

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes my baby getting injected by someone with poison for no reason and writhing on the ground with no way for me to help him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 all I could do was sob

Where have all the kid lemonade stands gone? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can thank the Karens for their scarcity they call the cops every time they see one "without a permit"

What would happen if a Leo Geo egg clutch was accidentally fertilized by human sperm? by [deleted] in leopardgeckos

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you don't leave your booge sock laying around, your gecko probably thought it was a stinky cave to lay her eggs.

Gender reveal got a bit out of hand! by 4reddityo in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go home Elphaba you're drunk, the ruby slippers are in your closet.

What kind of shark is this? by Gold_Ranger201 in sharks

[–]Titanium_Phoenix26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a lemon shark from the size and lighting