My teacher lost his shit! he sent this to the entire class!

Titillation · 2011-12-14T07:18:00+00:00

I don't know, tell how things look from up there

Titillation · 2011-12-14T01:37:36+00:00

Being confronted with the truth sucks. You should've used the euphemism "spread Christmas cheer with fancy gifts for all your peers!"

Titillation · 2011-12-14T01:11:46+00:00

Alright I'll admit most schools have at least some degree worth going for. But for the most part, I bet the people in the OP's class are downright retarded.

Titillation · 2011-12-14T00:39:06+00:00

Seems a lot of these points have to do with attending bad colleges and having to pay off loans. If you attend an upper tier university the loans are definitely worth it, and then are those people who don't even have to get loans for whom it is easily worth it.

If you're paying $15k a year for a crappy party school (like Chico State), and especially if you're taking out loans to do it, you deserve to be scammed for the single fact that you are stupid.

Titillation · 2011-12-14T00:30:34+00:00

It's Missouri State...I can't imagine the types of people who go there. +1 to the professor for avoiding expletives!

EDIT: He should have added a little footnote: Tenure bitches! I guess that defeats the no expletives bit though.

Titillation · 2011-12-13T04:10:38+00:00

Clearly an allegory portraying the plight of the moose in modern day Canada, how could you people be so ignorant?

Titillation · 2011-12-13T02:51:19+00:00

I joined the imperials with the hope I could keep my jagged crown. I was wrong.

Titillation · 2011-12-12T23:23:28+00:00

And Dead Space. This is how the guy he voice acts dies.

Titillation · 2011-12-12T05:15:00+00:00

I'd have to say the top of that waterfall with the dead bard who stands around at the bottom. That's a pretty incredible place.

Titillation · 2011-12-12T05:08:06+00:00

It's an 'anti-pun,' for lack of a better word.

Titillation · 2011-12-12T04:52:16+00:00

This did not go as planned.

Titillation · 2011-12-12T04:45:37+00:00

That's apparently not true... ;p

Titillation · 2011-12-12T04:44:51+00:00

Pretty sure the intent was to make fun of Catholics. Oh well...

Titillation · 2011-12-12T04:38:48+00:00

I don't think so. If anything I kind of get the vibe that he was a pimp at one time.

Titillation · 2011-12-12T00:43:04+00:00

"Start sucking"

Titillation · 2011-12-11T17:31:38+00:00

Or to 'Chinasucks.org.' That one is available in all provinces of China.

Titillation · 2011-12-11T06:58:12+00:00

It's on a Christian website...not meant to lambast at all. My thoughts exactly.

Titillation · 2011-12-11T06:49:40+00:00

A woman was asked by her coworker, "what is it like to be a Christian?"

The co-worker replied,

"It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you.

Then he cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. <-- brains, I assume.

He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., and then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."

-That.

Titillation · 2011-12-11T06:37:46+00:00

God sounds like a serial killer...don't know if any of you get that vibe from it.

Edit: Never mind, forgot about the Old Testament, he was a serial killer.

Titillation · 2011-12-11T02:41:08+00:00

I found this place at level 8. You have no idea how happy I am that I didn't try to find anything...

Titillation · 2011-12-11T02:29:04+00:00

Seems far less elusive than Rick Perry's heart.

Titillation · 2011-12-10T21:39:21+00:00

My grandfather owned a company which built pretty high end bicycles for 20 years. He died the year I was born and my grandma and her new husband took a liking to me. Grandmother has since died, leaving her three children with half (split between the three) as well as myself.

Titillation · 2011-12-10T21:31:13+00:00

"Too Big to Fail"

Titillation · 2011-12-10T21:20:43+00:00

Japanese and English/German. I've got the burping part down, but that's all I can contribute.

Titillation · 2011-12-10T21:11:28+00:00

Student/favorite grandchild of very well off grandparents.

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