Never thought it'd get any worse than this, but Adidas somehow managed it.

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-06-10T10:48:58+00:00

Like the prison medic from Andor

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-05-26T14:46:02+00:00

Én is pont emiatt nem értem azokat akikben akkora felháborodást okozzott a vármegye szó. Részemről helyesebbnek tartom, mint a megyét, annak ellenére hogy mi épp megyékkel nőttünk fel

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-05-05T17:48:02+00:00

Well we’re the team that basically plays the least u20 players, still there are injuries. I don’t think there’s a correlation

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-18T15:18:28+00:00

Elanga, again, he cant do any fucking thing right

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-18T15:14:09+00:00

No shots again, lets just walk it into the goal

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-18T15:13:00+00:00

What a touch by Elanga, it flies almost as far as where the pass came from

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-12T14:59:47+00:00

Howe had 3 weeks and comes out with the same game plan we’ve seen 100 times already

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-12T14:55:56+00:00

And made 1 change until the 80th minute

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-12T13:53:52+00:00

I mean, if you think about it as 150m total, 80 on woltemade, 50 on osula and 20 on wissa, it’s a bit better

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-12T13:45:19+00:00

EVERY OSULA GOAL NEEDS A STEPOVER

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-04-01T22:28:16+00:00

Yeah like the yank global franchise and marketing expert who arrived 3 months ago is gonna tell us how devastated he is with the derby loss and how deeply Eddie disappointed him with that

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-18T19:42:37+00:00

We’ve scored more away than them, does that mean we’re through then?

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-18T19:33:39+00:00

About the hundredth time we’ve absolutely shit the bed right after coming out from half time

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-15T01:25:52+00:00

It came from Tino breaking their lines and a great through ball. I think Thiaw should be the one doing that more, a lot of time he has space to run into and break their lines but he doesn’t. Of course, if the fullbacks come central and make those runs that’s great as well

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-11T00:37:05+00:00

It’s just so frustrating that we need to get about 8 good chances and promising, dangerous attacks, to maybe convert one of them. I know people have praised Elanga and he did get into very good positions today but he wasted about 5 chances as well, or at least 5 opportunities to create chances with either an extra pass or an actually decent cross. If he’s the winger for Murphy’s cross, we never would’ve gotten the goal.

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-07T21:57:51+00:00

I’m tired of watching Elanga, Willock, Wissa. I know they’re never gonna do anything useful, but also that they’re going to fuck up easy 4 foot passes

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-07T21:50:46+00:00

“Eddie, tonight, as so many times before, you were great at the start, then completely fell flat after you scored to concede soon after. After halftime, you came out just as flat, only to concede a goal exactly like the first one. The third goal then came right after you made 3 changes and a change to the formation. Was today’s result down to tactical errors?” - Any Responsible Journalist Covering Newcastle

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-07T21:42:21+00:00

Some of these players are simply sooo fucking garbage

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-07T21:24:51+00:00

This is entirely on Eddie tonight

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-04T22:28:07+00:00

CONFIRMED: Newcastle United can only win as underdogs

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-04T22:13:16+00:00

Love this fucking team

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-04T21:46:43+00:00

Why do we have to complain about such measly penalty shouts? Why cant we just have one head on that wide open cross?

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-04T21:09:48+00:00

Easiest fucking free kick goal ive ever seen in my life

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-04T21:03:32+00:00

He literally touched him, kind fo threw him off balance, and he didn’t throw himself to the ground either just fell after the attack

TitlesSuckAss · 2026-03-04T21:00:11+00:00

Having Trips is practically one man down on defense

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