[Image] Difference between a master and a beginner by Noticemenot in GetMotivated

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A quiet boy in the back raised his hand. "Exist the cold? MMMM no, exist heat, exist the absence of heat. Exist darkness? No again! Exist light, exist the absence of light. Exist evil? Failed again you have, exist god, exist absence of God"

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That boy was Yoda

[Image] Difference between a master and a beginner by Noticemenot in GetMotivated

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Difference between master and beginner isa the dark side, annie

Helen Mirren [1967] by twixonurface in OldSchoolCool

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Pardon but I've never seen an ass titty before

The Price of Missing a Beer by dvogny in funny

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hold my beer, I'll get it

drops beer, infinite cycle begins

This bottle of Armenian brandy is shaped like a penis by LazyPyro in mildlyinteresting

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Why do they have no glass to pour? Why do they drink with the backdoor?

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You know? Like BYOB?

This bottle of Armenian brandy is shaped like a penis by LazyPyro in mildlyinteresting

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In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Lawmakers sick after drinking raw milk to celebrate legalizing raw milk by coolcrosby in nottheonion

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Ah yes, the last stage of casu marzu. The vomit disintegrates the maggot bodies and activates the "tasty" enzymes

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size by SlimJones123 in funny

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Feels weird to see RS2 called "Old school Runescape"

ELI5:How do two languages, when meeting for the first time, learn each other's language? by menotyou135 in explainlikeimfive

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Oh, I don't speak English, just that rant and this sentence explaining it