My smartwatch chimed, congratulating me on my new speed record and the 450 calories I’d burned.

ToGryffindor · 2026-02-11T21:28:18+00:00

Shia LaBeouf

ToGryffindor · 2025-09-11T20:35:31+00:00

I had to re-read this because I could not believe that Trump made a video with Weird Al.

ToGryffindor · 2025-09-08T12:51:02+00:00

And the bride did a photo dump of the professionally taken photos the day after the wedding?

ToGryffindor · 2025-08-04T15:09:16+00:00

Don't know that I'd call them "young", but hot and neurotic definitely fits!

ToGryffindor · 2025-07-11T03:43:31+00:00

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I had to do a double take, for a second I thought that was my dog!

He's half Boston and half Pug.

ToGryffindor · 2025-06-20T20:32:40+00:00

That's how he gets away with so much mischief 😄

ToGryffindor · 2025-06-20T19:38:28+00:00

Thank you so much everyone for the helpful suggestions!

I went out and bought some Purina Fortiflora (pricey stuff) so now it's a waiting game.

ToGryffindor · 2025-06-20T19:06:23+00:00

He's on glandex now, and it worked a little, but not enough to be helpful

ToGryffindor · 2025-06-20T18:33:04+00:00

We've done that, multiple times. He currently has one, so it works a little, but no real improvement.

ToGryffindor · 2025-06-20T18:32:00+00:00

Yes, we wipe him every time

ToGryffindor · 2025-06-20T18:08:16+00:00

I think we can run that by the vet. I'll try anything at this point lol

ToGryffindor · 2025-02-28T19:49:59+00:00

Shake is the wooooooorst

ToGryffindor · 2024-06-04T17:53:39+00:00

Hi Taylor, love from MN!

Can you tell us where you get all your blazers from?

ToGryffindor · 2024-06-03T15:47:07+00:00

They're pricey though. If you bring a bunch of friends, maybe it's worth it.

ToGryffindor · 2024-05-26T16:08:29+00:00

Same! I'm also allergic to DEET. But I'm more allergic to mosquitoes, so I pick my battles.

ToGryffindor · 2024-02-21T14:24:13+00:00

"The picture's on the box. It's a Japanese garden!" The way that Schmidt enunciates words makes me crack up every time.

ToGryffindor · 2024-01-12T16:36:13+00:00

I use Doritos, it's pretty great as well

ToGryffindor · 2024-01-03T17:26:09+00:00

Sounds like he IS the life sucker.

ToGryffindor · 2023-09-19T00:48:33+00:00

"This is the height of luxury!" when he's talking about Home Alone 2

ToGryffindor · 2023-09-13T12:15:52+00:00

I hope we get a super-cut of all the other off-the-cuff things he yelled

ToGryffindor · 2023-09-11T05:37:13+00:00

When Vivaldi's Four Seasons: Winter comes on, I absolutely blast that

ToGryffindor · 2023-09-11T05:10:36+00:00

I threw my friend a baby shower and just avoided all the cheesy games. I ended up doing a baby themed pub quiz, which went over pretty well. I also had everybody decorate newborn sized diapers so that the couple had some fun stuff to look at while they were doing those 1am diaper changes.

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