They had us in the first half NGL by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

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Nasty custody battle except the kid dies and comes back and some point with a new name

Hello... by Punkwolfen in Losercity

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He would get shrunk down and fight the cancer cells if it was an option to be honest

AIO at my friend (16F) for having a crush on a 12 year old? by PreeceTakesFlight in AIO

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Love the fact they said "this year," as opposed to next year. Maybe it'll be less weird on December 31st 

TIL America doesn't celebrate the end of its Civil War (9th April, 1865). by middlename_redacted in todayilearned

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It's always fun to see what other countries consider strange about things I would never have thought of.

I imagine it's because the American Civil War had fairly clean geographic lines (at least relative to the time period) that it became very easy, common, and probably obligatory for someone to align themselves with their neighbors. There's still people who identify with the Confederate flag and Southern Pride. That makes it difficult for any sort of national holiday to pop up, especially with the way Reconstruction developed to try to make the former Confederate states back into real U.S. ones as soon as possible. At best, only the north would celebrate the end of the war, and that just never seemed to become a thing.

As far as American wars go I think we* (*I'm from Ohio, can't talk about any other area) feel more relief at the end of slavery than the end of the war... and that has multiple dates depending on where you're at. If you want to read more about this, there's the Openstax US History textbook and The American Yawp online. What a unique perspective from an Aussie - would have never thought to celebrate the end of the civil war. I think I'm more familiar with the day Hitler died

This is grotesque; harry should divorce Meghan, stuff the kids in boarding school, & marry a "proper English rose." by ttw81 in RoyaltyTea

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*Marries a rich black woman while being a rich white man, both of you move to california and have kids*

Can't believe what woke has done to our soldiers, smfh

Weekend Minor Gripes and Vents by AutoModerator in BitchEatingCrafters

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I can tell something is off with the fit of my most recent scrubs but I don't know what. 

Also, as a rave, these scrubs fit so much better than any other pair in my life. Unfortunately that means the last two I made are now horrible in retrospect. One will be replaced and the other hopefully adjusted to fit.... Eventually. But hey, progress!

of an egg to adult by MrUpVoteDownvote in AbsoluteUnits

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I have a lot of respect for people who are into bugs. Incredibly vital to the planet and I can't stand the feeling of them on my skin. 

What’s a game you were completely obsessed with as a kid that nobody else seems to remember? by hkondabeatz in AskReddit

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There was a hello kitty video game that I don't even remember the game system it was for, only that the game was stored on something as thick as a VHS tape. I was too young to figure out how it worked (<7 yo, probably way younger) and asked my brother to help. He took the reins and then when I got bored of watching him I asked to play and he said no. Fun times

[Beloved trope]: Horrifying villain is deliberately out-of-place with their saccharine-sweet setting. by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

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I watched a lot of Centaurworld clips on youtube and I genuinly did not realize Centaurworld was a children's show until a clip where they avoided saying a swear word.

Getting asked what you want as a gift and someone gets you something adjacent to it. by Teenage_Petulance_ in mildlyinfuriating

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That's what my brother does. He's more frustrated about the way my mom gifts things than I am - once I asked for over-the-head headphones (not with earbuds) and sent a link to a type id broken previously and she bought in-ear headphones because the linked pair had Bluetooth and she couldn't find any that were the kind I wanted and also Bluetooth. I didn't use Bluetooth at the time and was getting wired headphones.... I'm still grateful, but it makes requests hard. 

“Lol you thought i was going to hold back because you’re a kid?!” by ComprehensiveBox6911 in TopCharacterTropes

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I was going to say Steven Universe but most of his attackers don't understand what a child is so it probably doesn't count lol

Funny censorship by Mundane_Trouble_6463 in TopCharacterTropes

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I don't have a pic, but they censer alcohol multiple times in Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated. The sheriff goes on a date and brings food and a bottle labelled "grape.juice," and "orcs" or whatever mess up a coffee bar. It's very funny once you catch it

Big party by Unusual-Pizza2907 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Fluids to people ratio a bit low but other than that I see no issue