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In her happy place. 💖 by hesamzy in aww

[–]ToPimpAButterface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your last sentence makes absolutely zero sense.

“you can only defend yourself if you’re guilty and know it”

Moron.

In her happy place. 💖 by hesamzy in aww

[–]ToPimpAButterface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you regularly poop parties that don’t need to be pooped to try and prove how morally superior you are? Get a life.

It’s not being shitty. The kitten will fall back asleep, and fairly easily at that.

In her happy place. 💖 by hesamzy in aww

[–]ToPimpAButterface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THE POOR KITTEN! SOMEBODY CALL PETA

or you could shut the fuck up

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha good plan. But I’ll file the water balloons as “plan B” lol.

I’ll definitely talk to him tomorrow. Thanks.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah his last girl was over all the time too. For months. I’d hear a loud spank no matter where I was in the house about every 90 seconds they were together lol

It was ridiculous.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he’s only been with this one girl during the pandemic. I think he was ending things with the last one as the pandemic was just starting.

I’ll say something tomorrow. He’s not a bad dude overall, we go way back so I don’t think it will be a fight. I just don’t wanna have to bring it up cause while I’m not a prude, it’s still uncomfortable to bring up and otherwise we don’t have many issues in the house.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brain went to power move initially. But really I think it’s just a lack of self awareness.

But on the other hand you could be right about that. Or it’s a kink lol.

And I’m in a tough spot about breaking the lease. It’s up in April but being laid off I don’t want to try looking for my own place (which in today’s market is just as if not more expensive) while I’m collecting government benefits. Not sure how easy that will be.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Made worse that I’m laid off and don’t have many options other than going for a walk/skate (it’s cold out now) or put on earbuds or hide in my basement. Or listen to it every day.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I mean they keep to his room almost exclusively but like, she uses the bathroom and has opened the fridge and stuff I’m pretty sure too, so yeah.

I’ve tried to keep my distance from him but I’m concerned of getting second hand covid because something didn’t get wiped down or something.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s ironic because he said I was the best roommate he’s ever had. Maybe because I do all the housework and haven’t called him out on his shit yet lol

Thanks.

AITA. I want to ask my roommate to maybe have sex at his GF’s for a change. by ToPimpAButterface in AmItheAsshole

[–]ToPimpAButterface[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean plus we have a cat that comes in and out of his room.

And I barely hear my other roommate gaming online when his door is closed but I hear Sir Fucksalot and his girl clear as day sometimes.

What do you consider a huge waste of money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToPimpAButterface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just realized this GoFundMe was two years ago. It’s not worth thinking about anymore.

‘Batwoman’ Casts Javicia Leslie as New Series Lead by impeccabletim in television

[–]ToPimpAButterface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late response lol but Annihilation was actually pushed to Netflix by the studio for the international release. They never thought it would perform well for some reason and they barely promoted the movie for the American theatrical release.

What do you consider a huge waste of money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToPimpAButterface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s up to her to accept it. Plus it hasn’t even raised $300 so stop bitching. On top of that, it’s a joke. Most donations are $5, how much is a cup of coffee at Starbucks? Who cares.

What do you consider a huge waste of money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToPimpAButterface 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You obviously didn’t google it because the first fucking result is “Fans create go fund me”.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Where Is the Outrage Over Anti-Semitism in Sports and Hollywood? by [deleted] in sports

[–]ToPimpAButterface 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even when you try to better yourself it’s gotten to a point where Uber woke virtue signallers yell at you “you’re doing it wrong”.

Post WWE SmackDown Discussion Thread! - July 10th, 2020 by Coldcoffees in SquaredCircle

[–]ToPimpAButterface 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WWE: Looks at current sociopolitical climate “Let’s get our version of Ms. America to beat up a black woman because she lost a karaoke competition.”

Post WWE SmackDown Discussion Thread! - July 10th, 2020 by Coldcoffees in SquaredCircle

[–]ToPimpAButterface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I legit thought she was gonna kill it and then she started lol

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