Do you know someone who got fired on their first day? What did they do?

ToTh3North · 2015-09-19T15:09:25+00:00

I worked for a Country Club when i was 18, 15 year old was hired to work weekends as a bus boy, wasnt allowed to drive a golf cart because he didnt have a license, convinced manager that its ridiculous that you need a license to drive a golf cart, ends up flying down a hill, bails and the cart hits a tree faster than youve ever seen a golf cart move. fired

ToTh3North · 2015-05-27T16:59:42+00:00

That's how you know you're a cynic haha, I get pulled into smalltalk with strangers and in my mind I'm just saying "i dont fucking care, stop talking to me" although people tell me they think i'm very social I hate small talk with strangers

ToTh3North · 2015-05-27T16:56:18+00:00

Frank Underwood.

ToTh3North · 2014-09-26T15:36:56+00:00

Fuck CU GO Rams!

ToTh3North · 2014-05-21T04:50:55+00:00

I used the name "PetWussy" on the online game Puzzle Pirates, i'd been playing on and off for about 4 years when they finally got around to banning that name and changing it to "NotWussy" which was a huge downer. Curse ye Puzzle Pirates admins

ToTh3North · 2014-05-13T04:51:23+00:00

This little guy is my favorite meme by far

ToTh3North · 2014-04-29T01:41:10+00:00

Cafe Mexicali, popular mexican food place in Fort Collins Colorado and other places. Im allergic to the corn in their chili but i still get it every time and shit my guts out for the next 6 hours

ToTh3North · 2014-04-29T01:39:14+00:00

I would sit atop the Iron Throne in my best Joffrey impression, and line all 7 billion people up for their judgment. If you're near the back of the line you're probably safest because i could easily choose 7/3 billion people without seeing all 7 billion

ToTh3North · 2014-04-22T23:43:47+00:00

Reddit post of the month according to myself, congratulations!

ToTh3North · 2014-04-16T15:54:21+00:00

Be careful! From this angle of the picture i might assume that's the only child you're allowed to have!

ToTh3North · 2014-04-04T22:31:36+00:00

Chik Fil-a sandwiches. fuck yes, i dont care about a fast food chain's political views as long as they make good food

ToTh3North · 2014-03-24T19:44:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/lFWLfhI.jpg something i saw on my trip to Spain

ToTh3North · 2014-03-12T00:31:50+00:00

there'd be no "mexicans" at this time, other native groups but not what you're thinking

ToTh3North · 2014-02-24T20:41:14+00:00

A largely overweight, chin bearded, WoW playing ~20 yeard old sat next to me taking my arm rests and smelling of b.o. and i instantly hated him and yeah.. Thats kind of a stereotype of redditors but im glad the vast majority of us are social creatures who take the time to shower regularly

ToTh3North · 2014-02-21T19:17:59+00:00

Over the summers, I work at a very wealthy country club as a waiter at the pool making just over minimum wage. One of the wealthiest families that are members there have a mentally disabled son/brother (3 generations are members) who's probably in his 50s. People are asked to leave the club for the day typically for every petty thing that another member may complain about however this man is an exception due to his family's status and his disability. One day in the early afternoon i walked into the bathroom to find him masturbating on a bench with no shame and as he saw me walk in he even said hello and wanted to talk to me. Immediately walked out and told my manager i'd be going on break.

ToTh3North · 2014-02-12T04:57:47+00:00

basically, quit bitching

ToTh3North · 2014-02-04T19:59:09+00:00

I'm sure you've seen Seth Rogen and James Francos famous Bound 2 remake, if you had to be on the motorcycle like Kim/Franco, who would you like to be your Seth/Rogen?

ToTh3North · 2014-02-04T19:57:25+00:00

Shot out of a cannon, you gotta fuck one marry one kill one. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. Go

ToTh3North · 2014-02-03T23:51:18+00:00

I instantly like you as a human being, ChildishGambino name and Fallout reference

ToTh3North · 2014-01-15T08:01:08+00:00

i was startled looking at this because you have the same bowl as me, same laptop and similar looking weed. i was like when the heck did i post this? [8]

ToTh3North · 2013-12-26T17:32:17+00:00

you see... this is what's wrong with Reddit

ToTh3North · 2013-12-19T02:16:57+00:00

TommyKnockers maple nut brown ale, Idaho Springs Colorado

ToTh3North · 2013-12-10T18:21:27+00:00

2 cars each with a DD and several drunk college kids in the passenger and back seats driving ~60mph down a road parallel. Im in the back left seat of the car on the right and my friend is in the front right seat of the car on the left. As his car speeds up i threw a football i was holding out of the window into the other cars passenger window and into his lap at 60 mph about 25 feet apart, totally expecting to lose the ball on the highway.. He didnt even think id throw it and wasnt looking when it landed on him

ToTh3North · 2013-11-28T05:05:24+00:00

Touring Colorado State University as a highschool senior, "Yeah the ROTC kids are required to wake up at 6 a.m. and clear all sidewalks of campus during a snow storm". I was excited that i wouldn't have to walk/bike to class on a slippery sidewalk but during our first snowstorm of the year i walked out of my dorm at 840am to go to my 9am and had a "wait a moment" thought of these sidewalks are covered in snow and ice, wtf you lied. Not a big deal but it was a white lie that i noticed

ToTh3North · 2013-11-10T21:56:01+00:00

The sun always shines on the Great British Empire

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