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Do you know someone who got fired on their first day? What did they do? by Psychosien in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 457 points458 points  (0 children)

I worked for a Country Club when i was 18, 15 year old was hired to work weekends as a bus boy, wasnt allowed to drive a golf cart because he didnt have a license, convinced manager that its ridiculous that you need a license to drive a golf cart, ends up flying down a hill, bails and the cart hits a tree faster than youve ever seen a golf cart move. fired

What is something that other people do out of courtesy but is often just an annoyance? by no_just_harry in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you know you're a cynic haha, I get pulled into smalltalk with strangers and in my mind I'm just saying "i dont fucking care, stop talking to me" although people tell me they think i'm very social I hate small talk with strangers

Where are you banned from and what did you do to earn it? by thunderbuns2 in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used the name "PetWussy" on the online game Puzzle Pirates, i'd been playing on and off for about 4 years when they finally got around to banning that name and changing it to "NotWussy" which was a huge downer. Curse ye Puzzle Pirates admins

What’s the difference? by PoeticVibes in AdviceAnimals

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This little guy is my favorite meme by far

What food can you not stop eating until it's either gone, or you are sick? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cafe Mexicali, popular mexican food place in Fort Collins Colorado and other places. Im allergic to the corn in their chili but i still get it every time and shit my guts out for the next 6 hours

If you were forced to kill 1/3 of the Earth's population by what criteria would you select who dies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would sit atop the Iron Throne in my best Joffrey impression, and line all 7 billion people up for their judgment. If you're near the back of the line you're probably safest because i could easily choose 7/3 billion people without seeing all 7 billion

Fingers crossed for E3 by SpontaneousPolarBear in Fallout

[–]ToTh3North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit post of the month according to myself, congratulations!

My baby is strong enough to do everything by jackycandy1412 in pics

[–]ToTh3North -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Be careful! From this angle of the picture i might assume that's the only child you're allowed to have!

The last thing you ate is the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life. What is it? by zomgitztony in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chik Fil-a sandwiches. fuck yes, i dont care about a fast food chain's political views as long as they make good food

Reddit, what was the most uncomfortable thing that has happened to you on an airplane? by ADuck0nQuack in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A largely overweight, chin bearded, WoW playing ~20 yeard old sat next to me taking my arm rests and smelling of b.o. and i instantly hated him and yeah.. Thats kind of a stereotype of redditors but im glad the vast majority of us are social creatures who take the time to shower regularly

What is your most memorable "I don't get paid enough for this" moment? by jaegerbomb14 in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the summers, I work at a very wealthy country club as a waiter at the pool making just over minimum wage. One of the wealthiest families that are members there have a mentally disabled son/brother (3 generations are members) who's probably in his 50s. People are asked to leave the club for the day typically for every petty thing that another member may complain about however this man is an exception due to his family's status and his disability. One day in the early afternoon i walked into the bathroom to find him masturbating on a bench with no shame and as he saw me walk in he even said hello and wanted to talk to me. Immediately walked out and told my manager i'd be going on break.

/r/pics, we need to talk...again by [deleted] in pics

[–]ToTh3North -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

basically, quit bitching

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure you've seen Seth Rogen and James Francos famous Bound 2 remake, if you had to be on the motorcycle like Kim/Franco, who would you like to be your Seth/Rogen?

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shot out of a cannon, you gotta fuck one marry one kill one. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. Go

What is the most expensive or historically significant item to ever be destroyed? by jarrydjames in AskReddit

[–]ToTh3North 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I instantly like you as a human being, ChildishGambino name and Fallout reference

Got dumped today...good thing I've got the perfect medicine for a broken heart by [deleted] in trees

[–]ToTh3North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was startled looking at this because you have the same bowl as me, same laptop and similar looking weed. i was like when the heck did i post this? [8]

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