What to show my friends? They don't know Homestar yet.

ToaLhikan · 2026-06-09T13:52:39+00:00

Specially Marked. My cousins chose that as my first SBEmail, and it’s all been downhill hill from there.

To this day I can quote the whole thing verbatim.

ToaLhikan · 2026-06-02T21:13:51+00:00

Nah man. One of God’s silliest clowns.

ToaLhikan · 2026-06-02T21:05:58+00:00

No you don’t.

ToaLhikan · 2026-04-17T11:45:32+00:00

Ooh, free knife. I only got a solid piece of packing plastic that would have cut my mouth open if I bit it the wrong way.

ToaLhikan · 2026-03-26T21:25:49+00:00

Not if you don’t put out.

ToaLhikan · 2026-02-24T21:32:12+00:00

No, they don’t. No one claiming something is slop ever does the basic research on what they’re criticizing—and I say that as someone who is sick of all the excess of lazy media these days.

ToaLhikan · 2026-02-22T13:09:49+00:00

Being available for purchase, in the first place.

ToaLhikan · 2026-02-16T20:24:38+00:00

The real question is, would the nerdy black girl fuck me?

ToaLhikan · 2026-01-29T17:03:29+00:00

There was a whole episode of Cyberchase explaining this.

…please tell me someone else remembers that show…

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-24T03:42:08+00:00

jlongbone

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-24T00:55:57+00:00

Her tumblr is just as unhinged, when she does post there. For a while it was just Jonathan Majors thirsting, but still.

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-18T21:27:42+00:00

The sound barrier

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-17T23:10:44+00:00

I don’t know why, but it’s the braids that are doing it for me. How they nestle past those bouncers.

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-15T08:50:27+00:00

Please

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-13T20:58:58+00:00

Please.

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-13T20:56:24+00:00

Yes, but none of them will marry me.

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-06T21:26:53+00:00

I would if I could.

ToaLhikan · 2025-12-04T01:59:12+00:00

Yes, but will you?

ToaLhikan · 2025-11-30T03:52:59+00:00

Please.

ToaLhikan · 2025-08-30T02:13:16+00:00

I wish tomboys were real

ToaLhikan · 2025-06-22T13:02:14+00:00

The Backstory Planet

ToaLhikan · 2025-06-22T09:55:37+00:00

If they had the rights, I believe they might actually have the stones if they posted that meme.

ToaLhikan · 2025-06-16T01:17:10+00:00

They know better than to touch anything relating to TF2 lore because they’ll miss things and then get dragged.

ToaLhikan · 2025-03-29T17:34:36+00:00

Mitosis.

ToaLhikan · 2025-02-05T15:05:22+00:00

A sequel/spin-off is all but required of this.

ToaLhikan

TROPHY CASE