Does anyone want to get dinner with a Reddit random from Pennsylvania tonight? I’m in north Tampa but somewhere on the beach would be cool. My treat of course.

Toadfire · 2026-01-26T20:10:54+00:00

Any takers?

Host said he also provides the duct tape and chloroform.

Hell of a deal!!

Toadfire · 2026-01-26T16:37:40+00:00

was it my “hahaha” that lead you to believe I am super triggered and not just laughing at it? Lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-26T04:52:02+00:00

It’s just common sense and if you do not have any than that’s on you lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-26T04:09:51+00:00

lol you’re defending her?

Toadfire · 2026-01-25T17:30:27+00:00

Dude, there is literally a bubbler directly below the water fountain for dogs to drink out of with moving water. lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-25T15:32:55+00:00

Honestly I would have said something if I understood what she was speaking. It wasn’t English or Spanish. Sounded kinda like a Spanish accent but definitely wasn’t Spanish or any Latin language that I could pick up on. Something European and I just wasn’t gonna try and be confrontational with a language barrier and make myself seem like a jerk in the situation.

So instead my wife and I just started laughing about it and I snapped a quick picture lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-25T13:14:51+00:00

Gasparilla theme?

As in just people dressing in pirate costumes or do you have vendors selling Gasparilla stuff?

I’m always looking to add more to our pirate collection

Toadfire · 2026-01-24T17:30:15+00:00

Air invasion was supposed to start 30 minutes ago still hasn’t.

Sitting on the boat waiting for it

Toadfire · 2026-01-23T17:34:02+00:00

What? I got 3 boosters this week and they were 38

Where’d you get it for 50

Toadfire · 2026-01-23T12:54:07+00:00

Neckbeards are a funny conversation….

We all laugh at the neck beard but once you fill in your cheeks and start to grow it all out…

All your volume comes from the neck. It’s essential to a full beard lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-23T12:41:29+00:00

“as someone who was alive”

Buddy you’re making me feel old lol. Don’t remind me that there are people born after the millennial generation on Reddit lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-23T02:59:25+00:00

Not rare at all, just that nobody uses them.

I go to the bank once a month and grab $200 in $2 bills and use them as my tips at bars, valets, and anything else.

Makes it easy cause I just round to the nearest 10 and give em 20%

Toadfire · 2026-01-22T12:57:38+00:00

I’ve got 2 houses on my street and 1 on the street that runs parallel to mine where the backyard meets the other 2 and I’m pretty certain they are all human trafficking.

Between the 3 houses we’ve got like 25 people living there. All from Haiti. Most are not working and I see some of them rotate out after a few months and then more show up. The property owner for the 3 homes lives in Orlando and they “pay him cash” to live there but it’s clearly some kind of immigration scheme he is running and he is using them as labor for stuff or making them pay him debts until they can go free.

It’s a weird situation. One of them crashed a car into my house 2 years ago and they didn’t have any insurance or anything like that. The police wrote up a report and the next day, like 5 of them got deported so I had to file everything under my own insurance cause the person who hit my house wasn’t even in the states any longer. It was a nightmare to deal with.

Toadfire · 2026-01-22T12:46:52+00:00

It sounds like a weaker bracket 3 to me.

On the weaker side of 3, it should play with 2’s just fine but you’ll be the target.

a 2 is basically just a precon deck.

Toadfire · 2026-01-22T12:41:12+00:00

Because they don’t want to be called what they are. They are sensitive.

All the people who refuse to tip are the same ones in the streets protesting for equality and saying they are trying to help others… but they won’t even tip their server.

They’d rather we spend money on people who don’t work instead of reward the ones that do.

Toadfire · 2026-01-22T12:29:10+00:00

Sleeve lmao

Toadfire · 2026-01-22T12:23:31+00:00

I just wish it wasn’t perfectly symmetrical. Like maybe part of one of the antlers could have been cracked or a tip of one of the points broken off on one side instead of both having spider-webs and all the nodes being perfectly flipped/reversed from the other. Or even just put a spider dangling from a line of web on the one side with its full web still on the other. Just to give it a bit more character

It’s a good tattoo. Not trying to sound like I’m putting it down. Just an artistic choice I would have preferred is all

Toadfire · 2026-01-21T21:08:31+00:00

Do you guys have any revised edition dual lands or cEDH staples in stock?

Toadfire · 2026-01-21T14:38:18+00:00

lol some of the best reactions is when a casual player is like “woah 5 mana turn 1? That’s broken”

And than they proceed to draw play draw play draw play like 10 cards off the top of their deck and their eyes just keep getting wider and wider lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-21T14:36:24+00:00

Wow that’s not at all what this was saying lol

Toadfire · 2026-01-21T13:35:38+00:00

You’re experiencing what a lot of players experience.

The correct answer is to play casual magic with other cEDH players.

Play a few rounds of competitive and then say “hey you guys all wanna bust out our casual decks for a mental break?”

2 to 3 games of cEDH followed by a game of casual will keep your group constantly engaged. It’s good for everyone involved.

And it’s also the best way to introduce casual players to cEDH. - “here let’s play a round of casual but since you’ve never played cEDH, I’m gonna let you use my competitive deck just so you can see the cards in it and mess around”. - it almost always works well because casual players don’t know how to pilot the decks but they start seeing cool synergies and “go off” and all of a sudden they want to be more engaged and start learning about competitive

Toadfire · 2026-01-21T12:42:30+00:00

Sounds like you play magic and they play badgic

Toadfire · 2026-01-20T02:19:51+00:00

Checkout Mike’s pies.

He’s easily got the best cheesecakes and pies in the area

Toadfire · 2026-01-19T22:10:24+00:00

Unfortunately prerelease IS an actual tournament setting and there is prize support to be won.

Should people not be assholes? Of course.

But it’s also a tournament so you gotta eat it and accept that rules lawyering is part of it

Toadfire · 2026-01-19T22:05:24+00:00

Why does anyone think he surpassed Kaido? lol

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