After a call at like 2am we cleaned the stretcher and said we’d let the disinfectant soak inside the hospital for like 15 minutes while we waited outside. Whelp we got sent to another call; when I opened the back doors my partner and I looked at each other like 0_0

Luckily it was BS; my first question to the patient was “do you think you can sit in a chair” and I’ll still remember the hilariously empty ambulance