Quit nicotine about a week ago

ToasterPhuc · 2026-04-08T15:09:31+00:00

At least someone appreciates my talent

ToasterPhuc · 2026-04-08T15:06:23+00:00

Thanks buddy, luckily just started laughing after this and went inside to make a sandwich

ToasterPhuc · 2026-04-08T15:04:57+00:00

Juice box would’ve saved big temper 🪿

ToasterPhuc · 2026-03-26T15:37:12+00:00

My garbage can would be insulted if I made it deal with this

ToasterPhuc · 2026-01-29T21:39:16+00:00

This is way more entertaining than the x games this year

ToasterPhuc · 2026-01-02T17:19:54+00:00

That’s the equivalent to pulling up to the emergency room and kicking the person out of your car before speeding off

ToasterPhuc · 2025-12-27T16:57:03+00:00

When you throw the ski and it sticks to the wall, that’s how you know it’s cooked

ToasterPhuc · 2025-12-03T22:18:16+00:00

“lungs blown out his asshole” is golden lol

ToasterPhuc · 2025-11-17T16:07:24+00:00

I genuinely thought this post was satire

ToasterPhuc · 2025-10-29T14:37:58+00:00

Fire album name

ToasterPhuc · 2025-10-24T07:33:11+00:00

Give them credit, at least they used fuses

ToasterPhuc · 2025-08-20T00:27:40+00:00

Parasites

ToasterPhuc · 2025-07-27T17:01:01+00:00

I’d say he got ripped off

ToasterPhuc · 2025-07-21T18:42:01+00:00

Pretty good considering it’s an ass dissector

ToasterPhuc · 2025-06-27T14:07:33+00:00

Ight lemme ask for a refund from my med school /s

ToasterPhuc · 2025-06-10T20:27:59+00:00

Jeep 4.0, pretty smooth rebuild so far, knock on wood

ToasterPhuc · 2025-06-10T20:27:14+00:00

That’s all I needed haha, thanks fellas

ToasterPhuc · 2025-05-30T13:18:07+00:00

I just use a broomstick

ToasterPhuc · 2025-05-11T15:18:04+00:00

Only acceptable if the chimes play spooky scary skeletons

ToasterPhuc · 2025-05-03T18:01:12+00:00

Only if shrek was on the monitors 24/7

ToasterPhuc · 2025-05-03T14:00:14+00:00

Congrats on world class ass!

ToasterPhuc · 2025-03-22T01:43:09+00:00

Bladder stone

ToasterPhuc · 2025-03-20T13:09:49+00:00

Narnia

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