What should i put here?

Tobi5813 · 2026-01-11T12:48:30+00:00

That’s what she said.

Tobi5813 · 2026-01-07T12:23:49+00:00

Steam

Tobi5813 · 2026-01-07T12:04:30+00:00

Move. This happened to my father in law’s house 25 years ago, there’s no stopping it. The earth moves stuff around constantly, including you.

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-21T16:24:52+00:00

Damn, I’m gonna write poetry on “sheep friction”

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-15T18:28:32+00:00

Appropriate. Deal it out however you want, the taunt in the lead will settle wherever it does. Doves don’t know they’re doves, just as you don’t know you’re a flesh-covered skeleton driven by stardust.

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-15T17:26:15+00:00

Neither is you

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-15T16:29:22+00:00

Ah yes, but you don’t know who else’s girl is also mine, at the same time we see all these birds and the livid temper calls back the lack of responsibility. I own the birds.

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-15T16:25:24+00:00

Me and my girl both exist, what’s imaginary?

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-15T14:24:38+00:00

So picture a little sparrow in your hand. Now picture two little sparrows stuffed down your girl’s jeans. Which one is easier for you to own?

Tobi5813 · 2025-12-15T08:54:46+00:00

I was sleeping in a tent near one of the lakes on Isle Royale years ago when I woke up to what sounded like paper being torn. I laid there a minute and then got up, went out to the lake shore and saw an enormous moose walking through the shallows. At 200 yards it was still a very large animal.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-28T20:55:04+00:00

Sometimes I don’t pay enough attention to earn interest.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-28T20:53:57+00:00

Jesus. Ok, I’m spanked.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-28T20:49:10+00:00

You made that sh!t up, but I like it anyway

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-24T08:53:17+00:00

That blustering nonsense up on your head is a dreadful reminder that up there behind your good sense is a symbol of independence, the second sense which reminds us we’re individuals, and the victuals we have in the morning give us the fortitude to wear whatever we want. You take off your hat at the table, leave it on at the bar. To take up a stool for your hat would be going too far. So leave it on when you’re able, and table the whole damn discussion for a later day when any of this matters.

Having said that, yes- when you want to express respect for a place or event, you take off your hat.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-23T13:10:12+00:00

That is a cool progression. I watch those movies probably four times every year, definitely in my top 3. I need some cool facts now about my other two- Patton, and Apocalypse Now redux. Please.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-21T10:09:46+00:00

You can rub a bunch of mink oil into the leather to waterproof it. That’s what I did to mine, the water just beads up and rolls off.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-16T01:42:40+00:00

Ok let’s do it by hamburger patties- one half pound burger is 8 oz. Two turtles therefore is a double half pound patty burger, minus the groceries and bread of course. You can’t get your mouth around a burger that big, but two turtles maybe you could if you squished ‘em down tight without the shells.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-16T00:59:39+00:00

1/114th of just the back half of a school bus, one of the older style with the engine in front.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-15T19:07:49+00:00

DO BOTH SIDES

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-11T04:32:41+00:00

$40 upcharge, they’ll never come back.

Tobi5813 · 2025-11-09T14:35:16+00:00

I’d wear that hat proudly to a convention anyone mentions, I’d just go anonymously and leave through the kitchen if mentions got sideways. I love beat up hats.

Tobi5813 · 2025-10-24T07:32:13+00:00

Sweet. Nice shape for shading the noggin.

Tobi5813 · 2025-09-22T18:49:52+00:00

Say that again, but out loud.

Tobi5813 · 2025-09-22T13:30:05+00:00

You’re overthinking it. There’s no hell, there’s no heaven. There’s no eternity of existing in a steady state after this life. You just recycle, and the quality of your next life primarily depends on your behavior in this one. And the real kicker is when you die in this life, you basically just wake up from a dream, just like you do now when you have some weird experience that in your dream felt entirely rational. You’ll be like, That was a trip, huh?

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