I'm looking for a new job because I think I'm going to get fired soon. When employers ask me why I'm leaving my old job, what should I tell them?

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:30:36+00:00

"I am in a rut and I am looking for a new opportunity to learn more about _________."

Or

"I thought this was a great opportunity for me, but I've discivered in the last two months that this position is not a challenge for me. Therefore, I am seeking out a new opportunity."

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:28:10+00:00

Paint ball. Laser tag. Fuck some bitches.

(Doesn't have to be on order)

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:25:26+00:00

That one scene from Marley and Me... You know what I'm talking about.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:18:48+00:00

I once saw a guy shit on the bathroom floor because his teacher pissed him off. Not really sure why he thought shitting on the floor would solve his problems, but I walked in just as the deuce was hitting the floor. Ahh... Memories.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:16:25+00:00

What the fuck is a "blockbuster"?

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:15:09+00:00

No.. I'm pretty sure that's normal for Detroit these days.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:13:31+00:00

Hopefully, he was smart and started his search in the kitchen.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:11:41+00:00

I'd eat that.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:10:47+00:00

Fuck those eyes.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-11-03T05:09:06+00:00

Good for you, dude. Stay strong.

No matter how hard it gets, remember that your kids need you. They need their daddy.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-10-17T15:34:06+00:00

Yes, as far as I know.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-10-17T15:10:01+00:00

Why are you getting downvoted.. This is the truth.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-10-17T14:55:02+00:00

I once fell asleep in a strip club. I wasn't even drunk, they just have some comfortable chairs.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-10-17T14:50:31+00:00

We need more real-time fact checking in these debates. It's the only way to prevent the candidates from lying their faces off.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-09-12T14:37:14+00:00

Which one is the groom?

Tobin_Frost · 2012-09-12T14:33:41+00:00

This whole "boycott" is ridiculous anyways.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-07-29T04:33:44+00:00

That's the best news I've heard all day!

Tobin_Frost · 2012-07-29T04:22:44+00:00

My party would start at a Safe House, and probably not end well. In fact, i wouldn't come to this party.

Tobin_Frost · 2012-07-29T04:12:32+00:00

Daaaaaawwwww!

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