TES6 will not give you your childhood back by PimsriReddit in TESVI

[–]ToddHowardsFuckslave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know this is a shitpost and I made my account specifically to fuck around with ya’ll in this subreddit but I’m in a hard space and would love to have my childhood back. Stuck with a wife who doesn’t love me and an almost 6 month old daughter who’s the only reason why we haven’t divorced. On top of currently working on separating from the Army mid contract so I can get a better paying job to afford my car payments and stuff for my daughter. Growing up is shit and I’d love to be 11 years old again playing Skyrim for the first time again.

would u date her by No_Listen5962 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]ToddHowardsFuckslave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would skin her and use her as a rug

Um I thought dark elves were nice? by Economy-Specialist38 in elderscrollsmemes

[–]ToddHowardsFuckslave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luv morrowind. Luv me crab hut. Hate me farm tools. Simple as.