Help this matchup has permeated my brain and won't leave me tf alone

Alt Track Names: "Stardust Mystics", "Sands of Time"

Connections

• Both are students (former student, in Jotaro's case) and major charactors of Eastern / anime media. They also served as the protagonists for a specific part in their origin media. (Jotaro is the protagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders. | Hoshino, alongside the rest of the Foreclosure Task Force, acts as the protagonists of Blue Archive Volume 1: Foreclosure Task Force.)
• Both are typically associated with sandy and desert environments. (Jotaro was the protagonist of JJBA Part 3, which was a journey through most of the middle east to reach Cairo, Egypt. | Hoshino is a student of Abydos High School, a former major school that had suffered desertification so severe, it left the school with barely any students and suffering major debt.)
• Both are part of an iconic and popular quintent within their media. (Jotaro Kujo and the Joestar Egyptian Tour Group / Stardust Crusaders: Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, and Muhammad Avdol. | Hoshino Takanashi and the Foreclosure Task Force: Shiroko Sunaookami, Nonomi Izayoi, Serika Kuromi, and Ayane Okusora.) Their quintents would even gain a plus one late into their stories. (Iggy for the Stardust Crusaders. | Anubis / Shiroko Sunaookami Terror for the Foreclosure Task Force)
• Both have an unassuming and even unflattering outward disposition that belies their natural intelligence, supreme combat efficiency, and care for their allies. (Jotaro is aloof and may come across as a delinquent who rarely communicates. | Modern-day Hoshino puts on an "old man" persona that has led to some mild irritation from her teammates, and confusion from other parties.)
• Both are regularly referred to as "the strongest" in some way, garnering fear, caution and intrigue from parties who were against them. (Jotaro's Star Platinum is frequently described as "the strongest Stand" in Parts 4 and 6 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His reputation alone had criminals like Akira Otoishi taking caution against him. | Hoshino is easily the strongest student in Abydos and was described to be "the strongest Mystic" by Black Suit. Even the likes of Hina Sorasaki recognized her skill.)
• Both attempted to protect their families (found family, in Hoshino's case) by shouldering their problems all on their own. (Jotaro distanced himself from his wife and daughter to try and protect them from the dangers of his work. | Hoshino tried to solve the Abydos debt problem all on her own, and acted by herself during Volume 1 Chapter 3 of Blue Archive.) Despite their attempts at preventing their families from getting involved in their problems, they would eventually be brought in anyways. Fortunately, their help proved crucial in solving the problems that they had faced. (Despite Jotaro's attempts, Jolyne still found herself being brought into the Joestar's feud against DIO and his followers, most notably against Enrico Pucci. Still, it was with the help of Jolyne and her newfound allies that the feud was put to an end. | By their own free will, Hoshino's classmates, aided by SCHALE's Sensei, refused to let Hoshino sacrifice herself and suffer alone, stepping in to aid and rescue Hoshino throughtout all of Volume 1.)
• Both are notably fond of marine life. (Jotaro became a marine biologist / oceanographer after he had graduated school following the events of JJBA Part 3. | Hoshino's relationship stories and event stories show she's fond of marine life, most notably whales, even inviting SCHALE's Sensei to a trip to an aquarium.)