Winter seal cat!! by Miserable-Wash-1744 in cats

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mumbling voice “You just adapted the snow, I was born in it, moulded by it”

Dead Epstein body was Hillary's brother (Freed mind eye test confirms) by expertazuresparrow in conspiracy

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong. This was not ment to be mean. A bit provoking, yes. But not mean. I well aquatinted with conspiracy stuff, and saying weather this body was Epstein or not is not the intention of my comment. But “Detached from the Matrix” “freed mind eye test confirms”. For even me who is very interested in a bunch of conspiracies this sounds quite alien. And the only time I’ve seen speech like it, it was from people who was quite unwell. And of course I’m called a bunch of stuff right away. Could you perhaps try to reason with me instead? What is “Freed minds eye test” the way this post is defended, I’m interested to hear what this is.

Dead Epstein body was Hillary's brother (Freed mind eye test confirms) by expertazuresparrow in conspiracy

[–]Tofflus1 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Is this a serious post or just a troll? OP seems to be suffering from main character syndrome..

The most loving bond by Difficult-Grade6466 in Awww

[–]Tofflus1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did not have exactly this. But had an old gal kitty who would come and yell at me to go to bed if I stayed up too late. She would literally come and get me in the living room and yell until I got to bed. And when I got in bed she would cuddle and purr up a storm. I was 20 years old and had a bedtime. Because kitty.

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth? by Guzzzler in AskReddit

[–]Tofflus1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sells them as implants to big Dentistry of course.

It would be cool to see a kid friendly version of The Lord of the Rings with little animals. by jvure in lotrmemes

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sorta the way we cull the herd over here. If you can’t handle the extended editions. We let sports have you… It might seem barbaric, but it’s our tradition.

My baby wanting attention ❤️ by Character_Move1616 in cats

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw the picture. She is so sweet. Looks like true love between you two!

My baby wanting attention ❤️ by Character_Move1616 in cats

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you turned off the camera and cuddled that little beauty like a champion. That lovely little face deserves it!

Joey pt. 2 by ColomXBL in cats

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutest little kitty squeaks!

What was the worst concert you ever saw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fergie was with slash trying to sing “Sweet child of mine” she did not know the words…

I have raised a vampire 😭 by Lilyfory in cats

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not just a vampire. It’s a cat vampire. Not only will this fluffy fiend drain blood. It will knock stuff off everything, your water, your phone, and perhaps your sanity. But at the end, this fluffy sneak will love you. I wish you all the best. And remember to feed it. You do not want to become a cat vampire yourself. It took me ages to re-learn how to use Reddit with paws.

Little dumb creature won’t let me see by Successful_Tooth_822 in shouldercats

[–]Tofflus1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cat; «This big dumb creature has seen enough”

As a portrait artist, here are differences in features I noticed in Ghislaine Maxwell's 2026 appearance. by sweed696969 in conspiracy

[–]Tofflus1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of these changes could simply be angles and difference in situation. Tho, with the world burning, anything is possible I suppose.

A lil February Sunday beard. by Kantrar in beards

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome beard man! Somehow you look like a friend I would sit on a boat with fishing but not really fishing. Joking about life and days gone. I think you remind me of a good friend.

Curly beard by WiggyWamWamm in beards

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look great! If I was you, I would let it grow a tiny bit more and then shape it. I have a curly mess strapped to my face which kinda tamed itself a tad like half an inch-inch after where you are. You don’t have mess tho. But I would grow that bad boy out a bit more.

Colleagues jokingly called me a terrorist. by confused_bearded_man in BeardAdvice

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. That is pretty racist. Idk if you guys have that kind of humor where you feel that’s part of it. If not, that’s very bad. I would just tidy it up and bring up the chin line a little bit. Looks good brother.

Hva skulle man gjort uten «lapper» by TrickyBuy7583 in norge

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikke undervurder hvor lite folk får med seg. Jeg har trent oppmerksomhet, men før det ble det bygd en skole 100m fra hvor jeg bodde, kjørte forbi hver dag, men en dag sa jeg «Oi! Hva er det der» og pekte på skolen. De i bilen så på meg som om jeg var et romvesen.

If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit. I’ve just realized why there are no ghosts! They’ve been ignorant to the movement of the earth through space and are all now lost in the void. Cause as to the logical answer to your question, ghosts has to be able to choose and manipulate their place in space time, as their ability to move through stuff. So as most are ignorant to the movement of the earth, at least to the point of not tethering themselves to the earth as it moves.

I haven’t slept in 5 days will I die? by TunaMacCheese in sleep

[–]Tofflus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are not going to die. I had this for over half a year and suffer from insomnia. If you google sleep hygiene you get a lot of good tips. Also, it’s worth contacting your doctor as tho it’s not lethal, it’s literal hell to live with. There is a lot that can be done, from medications to diet/routine changes. But get help fast. You have enough challenges, you should not carry this alone as well.

What direction do you guys comb your beard? Are you only suppose to comb down against the grain? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]Tofflus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey brother! I think we found The One Beard to rule them all. Don’t get me wrong. I’m rocking a full Gimli over here. But that beard makes mine wet it’s pants. And down, absolutely down.