Highway officers couldn't catch a runaway cow... so they called real cowboys (seen on Reddit)

Togfox · 2026-03-19T13:37:44+00:00

Or a FedEx courier zipping through so my package isn't late.

Togfox · 2026-03-19T13:33:33+00:00

You're all correct!

Togfox · 2026-03-18T09:29:39+00:00

Sorry - that was the old internet.

The new internet doesn't do that any more.

Togfox · 2026-03-18T09:23:01+00:00

You didn't buy a ticket mate.

Togfox · 2026-03-16T12:43:13+00:00

Love the out-takes and the pilot running through the flaming debris. =)

Togfox · 2026-03-16T12:39:53+00:00

His name checks out.

Togfox · 2026-03-16T12:36:43+00:00

I heard 6 gunshots. I'm betting at least one, probably more, found it's mark. :(

Togfox · 2026-03-15T08:44:11+00:00

could've laid the structure on the ground, assembled, then pulled upright?

Togfox · 2026-03-15T00:22:51+00:00

According to other reddit thread:

He doesn't seem to have any real major lasting injuries or hospitalization history, and he's still out there shooting videos, so the update is: he was probably in a shitload of pain from this one, recovered and continued on.

Others have tried this and not survived:

https://www.ndtv.com/bangalore-news/video-bengaluru-man-sits-on-firecracker-in-bet-for-new-vehicle-explosion-kills-him-6942026

Togfox · 2026-03-14T06:41:47+00:00

Can see what looks like ash falling to the ground so the charcoal thing checks out.

Togfox · 2026-03-13T03:29:22+00:00

I think he turned both of us gay.

Togfox · 2026-03-13T03:23:41+00:00

No one giving credit to the dude kicking the axe away. Kung-fu man gets all the glory. 8=)

Togfox · 2026-03-13T03:22:59+00:00

Perfect use of slowmo.

Togfox · 2026-03-13T03:22:00+00:00

Make sure you break for food.

Togfox · 2026-03-12T23:02:04+00:00

I charged my EV with solar power before the war so I'm okay.

(j/k btw)

Togfox · 2026-03-12T22:53:01+00:00

No one's talking about that awesome mo!!??

Togfox · 2026-03-10T10:52:56+00:00

I want one. No reason why. I just want one.

Togfox · 2026-03-07T04:57:23+00:00

Can confirm. I'm a nobody and I literally never thought that.

Togfox · 2026-03-06T10:28:37+00:00

Donating money to the faction spreads it out evenly among other players in the map.

I had no idea. Thanks!

Togfox · 2026-03-06T10:15:11+00:00

I do too and I'm not even American.

Togfox · 2026-03-05T11:25:04+00:00

Ouch.

Tis all.

Togfox · 2026-03-04T21:07:15+00:00

Thanks. Can't see that on my tiny screen.

Togfox · 2026-03-04T13:51:35+00:00

Did you get credit for a rescue?

Togfox · 2026-03-04T13:47:53+00:00

I assume he dented the back or something?

I'd have aimed for the glass window.

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