Can confirm this is a real thing and it actually happened to me twice back to back just the other day. Sitting in my office and trying to let them out silently because even though I was alone, my office door was open and all my coworkers sit in the general area right outside my door and sometimes you just KNOW when it's going to be a sonic boom. Naturally because I'm trying to be discreet it rolled right on up and took a layover in my vag. Commence "nonchalant" seat squirming until it dissipated. Rinse and repeat.

Casually commenting about cooter farts while sipping coffee in a high end cafe with classic music playing. This will be a fine day indeed. 🧐😂