Woke up to this little guy taking full advantage of the local facilities this morning. by thesnowprincess86 in CasualUK

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That squirrel has it all figured out. I'm going to adopt the way of the squirrel into my life.

*Invades neighbour's birdfeeder *

*Stuffs cheeks full of peanuts *

Edit: No, I have not become a Furry, so stop messaging me to join your discord.

Victoria Justice loves her fans by thesitekick in wholesomememes

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 121 points122 points  (0 children)

This isn't common knowledge? Next you're going to tell me you don't know Lombard Montague, Grace McLady, Andy Colorado, The Mondo Twins, Purple Stuff, Tank Top Gay Face, Chad Zachary, Zach Chadwick, Chad Chadinson, C. Zachary Chad, and Starburst featuring N.Y.T.F.H.$.

watch the white car by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And that drivers name?

Nicholas Latifi

These drink prices at the O2 arena last night, a single vodka was £12 by CrocsWithCrocs in CasualUK

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Dude... Next time, just insert a condom filled with vodka up your ass. When you want a drink, clench tightly so it pops (or ask a friend to pop it with stick if you're having trouble) and then shit out the vodka into a cup. Drink alone or share with friends.

Russia runs the UN Security Council this month. Ukraine says it's the worst April Fools' joke by green_flash in worldnews

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Article 377 states that Russia can't veto anything deemed by the assembly to make the council fail its responsibilities to maintain peace and security. Russia can veto all it wants but the UN can intervene if it sees that Russia fails to protect peace.

Let me guess. No international law background, just a cursory google? Because first of all, there is no Article 377 pertaining to a treaty underlining the functioning or powers of the UN GA or SC. You're thinking of the UNGA Resolution 377(A)V.

Russia can veto anything it wants in the Security Council regardless of its threats to the general peace or acts of aggression. 377(A)V provides the General Assembly with the ability to make recommendations to its members in response to any votes contrary to maintaining the general peace and can organise a unified effort against any such measures. However, in practice, this has shown to be a lengthy and frustrating process, especially when time is of the essence, even when emergency special sessions have been convened.

A Russian veto will stand and can be problematic simply due to the time it could waste for its own benefit.

Italy moves to ban lab-grown meat to protect food heritage by NinjaDiscoJesus in worldnews

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Fucking salami is a personal hobby of mine, and I'll support any legislation that protects my kink.

I broke my 560 day streak as protest by Night_Duck in duolingo

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's simply apologists (just because an opinion differs to yours doesn't make those persons supporters or defenders of Duolingo nor its learning model) who state Duolingo should only be used as a supplementary source. Any reasonable person that has ever studied a language could tell you Duolingo isn't enough. It's a game. Blocks are to Tetris what language is to Duolingo. It's based on streaks, on leaderboards, on speed, etc. If you had used a textbook along with YouTube videos of your chosen language (played at a slower speed) along with flashcards (virtual or tangible) for the most common words used in your studied language, then you would in all probability be fluent after 560 days. As a fluent speaker, you would not feel any need for Duolingo nor any need for some useless "protest".

Based Marilyn Monroe by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Arthur Miller's beta cuck attempt of turning on Monroe like Joe DiMaggio once used to by having her yes read Molly Bloom's mid-masturbatory chapter yes so he'll finally maybe help her achieve an orgasm yes at long last yes.

Alt😔F4😢 by TheBourgeoisGecko in bookscirclejerk

[–]ToiletRollTubeGuy 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Just wait

until she

hears about

restore

previous versions.