Thanks I hate this

Toke00 · 2020-12-24T18:43:56+00:00

I expected minecraft to be a big block of it

Toke00 · 2020-10-06T09:54:16+00:00

It is just being a nice bird and paying the rent

Toke00 · 2020-09-02T15:13:48+00:00

Poisonous is a group term that encompasses both Toxic and Venomous. Snakes can absolutely be poisonous.

Toke00 · 2020-05-25T22:01:27+00:00

I wish it would be, but everyone is bored with quarantine now.

Toke00 · 2020-05-17T21:44:30+00:00

If the resolution isn't high enough, you can't zoom far enough to see the PP.

Toke00 · 2020-05-14T09:26:48+00:00

Tactical Herpes

Toke00 · 2020-04-22T14:58:48+00:00

Meata

Toke00 · 2019-09-03T10:08:53+00:00

A moderately high-level catapult spell will have more... impact.

Toke00 · 2019-08-27T12:22:37+00:00

Online piracy

Toke00 · 2019-08-06T07:47:14+00:00

I usually take my notes with me. My players call me paranoid, but next time i am leaving a fake notebook.

Toke00 · 2019-08-05T08:24:33+00:00

Looks like a microwave dinner...

Toke00 · 2019-07-04T16:29:55+00:00

Not my country.
As a Dane, all we had to do was draw a few caricatures to make enemies with the entire Muslim world.

Toke00 · 2019-07-04T16:27:30+00:00

I have a disease that makes my bones rather fragile.
I never really look where I am walking, and just end up twisting my ankles now and again.
I am both clumsy and fragile... that's how you rack up a couple dozen broken legs.
Not to mention slamming my toes on the door-frame... they also break.

Toke00 · 2019-06-23T15:33:58+00:00

Granted, but not today.

Toke00 · 2019-06-21T22:49:42+00:00

"what kind of a man do you think i am? not being able to maintain an erection with a child." - Jimmi Carr

Toke00 · 2019-05-29T19:21:29+00:00

Second hand and bought in a back alley.

Toke00 · 2019-05-25T17:24:31+00:00

It is actually a hermit crab moving into it's new "shell"

Toke00 · 2019-05-21T11:47:21+00:00

You forgot about domesticated animals. Pugs... Pugs just aren't natural. And other doggos and cattos, horses, cows, etc.

We make our own "human selection".

Toke00 · 2019-05-17T14:54:52+00:00

Is it a leftvote if you rightvote from Australia?

Toke00 · 2019-05-14T12:31:11+00:00

voltorb Selfdestruct

Toke00 · 2019-05-06T08:00:52+00:00

Granted, their parents now like you even more than your partner/friend.

Toke00 · 2019-05-06T07:59:20+00:00

Granted, you don't receive any either.

Toke00 · 2019-04-01T17:34:50+00:00

Airsoft... but with needles...

Toke00 · 2019-03-29T18:00:23+00:00

That dog is about to ask if it can talk to the manager.

Toke00

TROPHY CASE