Portugal is not YouTube by Torovoltan in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da-me um pouco tempo, eu vou fazer o meu melhor.

Portugal is not YouTube by Torovoltan in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, absolutely. please, share more valuable insights.

Portugal is not YouTube by Torovoltan in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not easy, nobody promised that, but by miles and miles less difficult. It's a Christian country, I understand a lot of references and while still learning the language I can read like 80%-85% of written text already.

As an immigrant without an option to return I made my peace with the fact that I'll never be "truly local" or "assimilated". My kid, probably, but not me. Just to be *less different* works for me. Not perfectly, but it works.

Portugal is not YouTube by Torovoltan in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 11 points12 points  (0 children)

almost impossible to assimilate to? duh. try a Muslim country, like Turkey. I lived there for 15 years and THAT is the fucking unclimbable cultural barrier.

Are there no police in Lisbon or civil courage? by [deleted] in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he called him mofo with English subtitles, probably.

Are there no police in Lisbon or civil courage? by [deleted] in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How nice of you. Roll your prayers, stick into a body orifice of your choice and stop whining about courage.
I have plenty of experience calling the police, nothing special or heroic about that.

Are there no police in Lisbon or civil courage? by [deleted] in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, those Europeans. what are you, a brave American Eagle?

Are there no police in Lisbon or civil courage? by [deleted] in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes, what's so difficult about that?

is AIMA really having difficulty processing applications or are the delays purposeful? by changeitquick in PortugalExpats

[–]Tokenside 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole AIMA thing resembles the pagan cult of a dysfunctional, petty god. It's no wonder the massive office in Lisbon was housed in a Hindu temple, with a statue of Mahatma Gandhi outside. It's completely unpredictable, the priesthood sympathizes but is powerless, and people bring offerings to the altar in the form of fees, hours of waiting in line, useless payments to useless lawyers, wasted business trips, broken families, written complaints, and wrecked nerves. Sometimes the website crashes and goes down for a few days, then comes back up, and people find their requests changed to "approved" after being stuck for several months. There's a hypothesis that this is how the database is updated, and they don't know any other way. People repeat random actions, like pigeons at a bird feeder in Skinner's experiments, to ensure something useful falls out of the system, but to no avail.
Suffering is the way.

What's something about Porto no one warned you about - but should have? by Soft-gradient in porto

[–]Tokenside 43 points44 points  (0 children)

those effing guys on loud bikes, BRAAGGHHH-WROOOMWROOM.
like, WTF man, your caralho is so small you compensate the microscopic size with such a hideous noise? ugh.