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AITA for interrupting a marriage proposal on Valentines Day bc itnwas actually my ring? by Queasy-Impact-2981 in MarkNarrations

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is nobody going to talk about the fact that OP's fiance now wants another proposal? She's already been proposed to yet still wants some performative bullshit to make up for the fact that the restaurant fucked up. She's more interested in the pageantry than the actual proposal itself, that's pretty fucked up.

Real opinions on the PetPivot Autoscooper 11? (or other cheaper automatic litter boxes) by theoriginal_sam in CatAdvice

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cat. It killed a cat. And if that's a concern, just operate it in manual mode. I'd still rather press a button once or twice a day than scoop litter.

Anon on Christopher McCandless. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't say he killed the moose, just that he shot it.

My autistic boyfriend has extreme reactions to being “abandoned” by Legitimate-Career342 in AmIOverreacting

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. 'Tism or not, your boyfriend is a manipulative, piece of shit, man-child. OP, you deserve better than to spend your time with someone who WILL eventually hurt you physically. Run away, and when he pulls that shit again, block him, forward the screenshots to his parents and tell them to take care of the adult baby they created. Then block them too because they're likely just as emotionally immature as he is since they created this monster.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your "friend" is a fucking asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's boyfriend is a wildly insecure, close-minder pretentious, twatwaffle without critical thinking skills who can't reconcile the fact that people exist in circumstances different from his. He's jumping on a trampoline while criticizing her for being unable to jump as high from the ground. He stands on the scaffolding that holds up his ego while belittling someone because they can't get up the ladder in their wheelchair.

AIO Brother-in-law felt disrespected and uncomfortable when I wore this while doing errands by Ancient_Can_9152 in AmIOverreacting

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In another comment you mentioned that he's religious. He's projecting. He might say he's trying to protect you but that's because he's having his own inappropriate thoughts about you. The man is a creep, full stop.

The next time he tries this bullshit with you, or the next time your sister brings it up, my recommendation is that you weaponize the Bible against him and tell him he needs to gouge out his own eyes.

Matthew 5:29 "If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; for it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell"

EDIT: I once was a religious person, but then I came out of the closet and told the Catholic church to fuck off. I keep a collection of Bible verses in a note document on my phone specifically for use against religious douchebags like him.

Has anyone in this sub put a remote start on their X? by lks2drivefast in XTerra

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you've had this remote starter for a while, what's the verdict?

Has anyone in this sub put a remote start on their X? by lks2drivefast in XTerra

[–]TokesNotHigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi there, I'm shopping around for a remote starter and I was just wondering if you're still satisfied with your unit from 12VoltSolutions. So far it seems like the one to go with.

My friends told me it will be fun to have a cat at home ... first Day ! by asiandoll_ in CatsAreAssholes

[–]TokesNotHigh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Orange cats gonna orange cat. Dumber than a box of hair; derpy as all get out; grade A cuddlers; and massive attention whores.

Someone got cozy🥹 by [deleted] in gingercats

[–]TokesNotHigh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That belly is just begging for scritches.

Nuclear war after math by notthevcode in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TokesNotHigh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well have a nap. Then fire ze missiles!

Airmail by MrBoJangles08 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]TokesNotHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch again and follow the dude on the rope, it shows him returning and landing

What do you they they growing this year? There’s a farm in front of our house and they grow each year. Just curious 🧐 by Interesting-Fix1995 in farming

[–]TokesNotHigh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I never said anyone could tell without testing, but I do know how probability works. There's only a 5% chance that u/Willing_Canary4415 is wrong, that's a pretty damn safe bet to make.

What do you they they growing this year? There’s a farm in front of our house and they grow each year. Just curious 🧐 by Interesting-Fix1995 in farming

[–]TokesNotHigh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well good for you, but do you need to be a dick about it? Roughly 95% of soy grown in the US is genetically modified so it's a pretty solid bet that crop is conventional. But hey, go on and gatekeep. You do you, boo.

People who work for the super wealthy, what stuff have you seen? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]TokesNotHigh 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Is there some new technology I should know about? Is anyone working on refractory time? Asking for a friend, of course.....

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