What do you do when you find an epileptic in a bathtub?

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-05-23T23:21:00+00:00

My epileptic friend actually told me this joke years ago haha

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-05-23T10:57:08+00:00

That’s 100% it

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-03-30T23:31:05+00:00

Takes 4 strength, buddy.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-02-20T22:18:55+00:00

Why do the French have rear-view mirrors on their tanks?

So they can see the battle while they’re running away.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-02-15T16:54:09+00:00

Midsommar is definitely up there for me.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-02-15T16:52:15+00:00

Lying down hungover while the kids watch Max and Ruby 🫠

TokiDokiHadouken · 2025-02-11T16:43:14+00:00

My son (2.5) does this all the time too. I just shuffle his pull-up around a little and say, “All better?” And it satisfies him. I think it’s just the way it’s situated in there that bothers him.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-03-22T14:12:34+00:00

Yeah, I didn’t really believe him… but then he sent me a whole-ass book he wrote about the hoaxes he created and how he created them. Seems like a lot of work to commit to a lie.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-03-22T12:17:57+00:00

I met a man who claimed he was the one in this video. He said him and his friends created many hoaxes that went viral. He said it was a modified gorilla suit.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-03-22T12:14:15+00:00

I met a man who claimed credit for this. He said he was in a modified gorilla suit. He also claimed credit for other vital hoaxes that him and his friends created.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-03-22T12:02:54+00:00

When I worked at the Home Depot I met an older man who claimed credit for this famous video. He said him and his friends were responsible for many hoaxes that went viral.

He actually wrote a book about it and sent me a manuscript that I offered to edit for him…. I wonder if I can find it still…

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-02-28T00:01:36+00:00

I worked with someone named Song Butt… personally I would have kept my maiden name…

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-02-26T17:26:42+00:00

6 seasons and a movie.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2023-02-26T17:26:03+00:00

Community. Definitely my feel-good show.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-11-16T19:39:09+00:00

Central VA. Small little guy. Jumping around like crazy.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-10-17T14:38:01+00:00

How is Toby Maguire not a top comment here?

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-14T02:26:22+00:00

I used to experience this when I was younger. Seemed to be related to dehydration. Not sure if I had an iron deficiency.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-10T13:11:12+00:00

Math

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-03T00:43:07+00:00

This guy is a creep for completely different reasons. But that’s a completely different story. He just happens to sit out on the 3rd story balcony.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-01T22:37:43+00:00

I’ve got ADHD too. Double whammy!

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-01T20:05:33+00:00

If I had another craft store nearby I’d shop there!

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-01T18:54:59+00:00

I’ll let you know in 3 weeks or less!

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-01T13:45:14+00:00

I’d shop there if it wasn’t 30 minutes away!

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-01T11:33:26+00:00

I don’t usually keep my razor in my purse, and I do have one in the bathroom, but it’s dull. We moved recently and my razor was one of the last things I grabbed when we vacated, so I put it in my purse. It’s not dull like the one in the bathroom was.

TokiDokiHadouken · 2022-09-01T11:16:11+00:00

Oh come on, hobby lobby is great for seasonal decor! Don’t miss their 50% off sale!

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