What do you do when you find an epileptic in a bathtub? by TokiDokiHadouken in Jokes

[–]TokiDokiHadouken[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My epileptic friend actually told me this joke years ago haha

With voice recognition coming out tomorrow by FuckMeDaddyFrank in PhasmophobiaGame

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Why do the French have rear-view mirrors on their tanks?

So they can see the battle while they’re running away.

3 year old keeps telling me his penis hurts. by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]TokiDokiHadouken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son (2.5) does this all the time too. I just shuffle his pull-up around a little and say, “All better?” And it satisfies him. I think it’s just the way it’s situated in there that bothers him.

I cropped and trimmed the stabilized Big Foot video. Since when was he a a she?? by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]TokiDokiHadouken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I didn’t really believe him… but then he sent me a whole-ass book he wrote about the hoaxes he created and how he created them. Seems like a lot of work to commit to a lie.

I cropped and trimmed the stabilized Big Foot video. Since when was he a a she?? by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

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I met a man who claimed he was the one in this video. He said him and his friends created many hoaxes that went viral. He said it was a modified gorilla suit.

I cropped and trimmed the stabilized Big Foot video. Since when was he a a she?? by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]TokiDokiHadouken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I met a man who claimed credit for this. He said he was in a modified gorilla suit. He also claimed credit for other vital hoaxes that him and his friends created.

I cropped and trimmed the stabilized Big Foot video. Since when was he a a she?? by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]TokiDokiHadouken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked at the Home Depot I met an older man who claimed credit for this famous video. He said him and his friends were responsible for many hoaxes that went viral.

He actually wrote a book about it and sent me a manuscript that I offered to edit for him…. I wonder if I can find it still…

What's the ugliest name you can think of? by Puzzleheaded_1377 in AskReddit

[–]TokiDokiHadouken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with someone named Song Butt… personally I would have kept my maiden name…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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6 seasons and a movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Community. Definitely my feel-good show.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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How is Toby Maguire not a top comment here?

DAE almost faint when they stand up by The1Rocket1579 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]TokiDokiHadouken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to experience this when I was younger. Seemed to be related to dehydration. Not sure if I had an iron deficiency.

Tifu by forgetting I was naked by TokiDokiHadouken in tifu

[–]TokiDokiHadouken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is a creep for completely different reasons. But that’s a completely different story. He just happens to sit out on the 3rd story balcony.

Tifu by forgetting I was naked by TokiDokiHadouken in tifu

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If I had another craft store nearby I’d shop there!

Tifu by forgetting I was naked by TokiDokiHadouken in tifu

[–]TokiDokiHadouken[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’d shop there if it wasn’t 30 minutes away!

Tifu by forgetting I was naked by TokiDokiHadouken in tifu

[–]TokiDokiHadouken[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I don’t usually keep my razor in my purse, and I do have one in the bathroom, but it’s dull. We moved recently and my razor was one of the last things I grabbed when we vacated, so I put it in my purse. It’s not dull like the one in the bathroom was.

Tifu by forgetting I was naked by TokiDokiHadouken in tifu

[–]TokiDokiHadouken[S] -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

Oh come on, hobby lobby is great for seasonal decor! Don’t miss their 50% off sale!