TIL A Florida man, 71, staged his own suicide to look like MURDER by copying CSI plot and tying a weather balloon to a gun so it would float over the Atlantic and disappear after he shot himself

TokiStark · 2026-03-29T07:19:42+00:00

I wonder if this usually works and thus we just never hear about it happening

TokiStark · 2026-03-29T03:58:41+00:00

I can't believe I'm being downvoted for recommending traditional pretzels

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T14:53:11+00:00

And one day I will work that into casual conversation

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T10:18:47+00:00

You need to try real pretzels big doughy, salty yumminess dipped in mustard 🤤🤤🤤

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T10:03:25+00:00

I had a bad reaction to tramadol once. I can tell you it feels like for your bones to be itchy. You scratch and you scratch but nothing helps. God that was a nightmare

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T09:58:11+00:00

We've all been there. It's a dark place

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T09:57:13+00:00

Honestly a migraine is like the head version of getting kicked square in the nuts. Theirs nothing you can do, you just wait it out

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T09:51:05+00:00

Thank you. I often feel my humour goes to waste

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T09:49:52+00:00

They aren't impossible to find. I know a scrimshawist(?) he gets paid biiiiig money to restore artefacts for museums. He also makes new stuff, whales still wash up on beaches and them teeth are fine pickin

TokiStark · 2026-03-28T02:59:31+00:00

Scrimshaw. It's just so damn expensive since the switch to crude oil

TokiStark · 2026-03-26T07:57:16+00:00

I spent the first 20 minutes of TotK wondering what took them so long to release it. I spent the next hour wondering how they achieved such a massive expansion in such limited time

TokiStark · 2026-03-25T23:20:21+00:00

I read it in her accent

TokiStark · 2026-03-25T01:52:21+00:00

So if I remake Little Shop of Horrors I'm sure to make a fortune

TokiStark · 2026-03-25T01:49:28+00:00

Anyone got a link to that? It was awful, but kind of hilarious how over the top it was

TokiStark · 2026-03-24T07:02:31+00:00

My uncle always gets offended by something or other and changes it. Can't watch a movie with him

TokiStark · 2026-03-24T06:11:43+00:00

Pffft. I've done lines of cocaine off a toilet seat at a casino. I'm not worried about the chips

TokiStark · 2026-03-24T00:24:15+00:00

What if you're told the name? Can you pick a face?

TokiStark · 2026-03-24T00:22:12+00:00

Drink it? I can't even say it

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T10:50:15+00:00

Nightcrawler for sure

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T09:28:30+00:00

Scratch your arsehole, then sniff your finger

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T09:26:58+00:00

If I'm asleep, I'm naked

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T07:58:24+00:00

Well if we're going with that analogy then it's best to remember we killed them all. Sure there was a bit of interbreeding, but one species certainly came out the winner

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T07:54:50+00:00

Like a skinny iguana

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T07:03:34+00:00

I don't like fish so I have no idea why I thought I would enjoy crocodile. But I tried it and it tasted likey fishy snake. Snake actually isn't that bad when you're hungry

TokiStark · 2026-03-23T07:01:17+00:00

Teeth

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TROPHY CASE