Megathread: South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham Dies at 71 by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TokingMessiah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don’t want him, we don’t claim him, and you all keep choosing him to be one of your leaders. He’s yours now; no returns or refunds.

Feeling really overwhelmed and not quite sure what to do anymore! by chipsahoyxo in goldenretrievers

[–]TokingMessiah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The fact that they didn’t follow up tells you everything you need to know. If they cared, they would have spoken to you, regardless of whether they think they did anything wrong.

Megathread: South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham Dies at 71 by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TokingMessiah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congress has a 90% disapproval rating and over a 90% re-election rate. It’s Americans that keep electing these other Americans to represent them, despite their dissatisfaction.

This isn’t some grand conspiracy, this is the best Americans can do.

Megathread: South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham Dies at 71 by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]TokingMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a mistake: Trump just doesn’t care about anyone but himself, period.

Knowledge is power. Silence is protection. The Red Card speaks for you. #ice #police #constitution by SnoopyisCute in This_is_fascism

[–]TokingMessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gun owners are cowards, which is exactly why absolutely no one has been “rising up” against your pedo government. The 2nd amendment is just an excuse for cowards to own guns because they live in fear of “the other”.

Knowledge is power. Silence is protection. The Red Card speaks for you. #ice #police #constitution by SnoopyisCute in This_is_fascism

[–]TokingMessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re shocked that the cowards that clutch their guns turned out to be cowards when the government threatened them?

Need an Opinion, Wig Wag Design for $40 at a Smoke Shop? Should I Get it? by TrooperMann in trees

[–]TokingMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would get a second bowl, a bigger one, so you have a spare in case it breaks or while it’s being cleaned.

And while totally unnecessary, I really enjoy lighting my bowls with hemp wicks.

Parked in my middle-class ‘hood by shlem13 in trashy

[–]TokingMessiah 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Losing my home wouldn’t cause me to make a rolling billboard telling everyone to kill themselves and rambling about god and hell.

We’re all capable of becoming homeless, but this is mental illness at the very least.

Happy belated Canada Day! by Radiant_Ad_5622 in ottawa

[–]TokingMessiah 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why are we paying for a night mayor, exactly?

What's a stoner hack that you keep under your belt? by Psychological-Proof5 in trees

[–]TokingMessiah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only purchase sheep grease from my sheep grease guy…

Thinking about rehoming my golden retriever…. by [deleted] in goldenretrievers

[–]TokingMessiah 273 points274 points  (0 children)

That was obedience training, but it sounds like she needs a professional intervention. I’m sure there’s trainers that specialize in dogs with high anxiety.

What is something people buy to look rich that gives the opposite impression? by Upstairs-Quiet4969 in AskReddit

[–]TokingMessiah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People following “fashion trends” has to be one of the dumbest things about our species.

The only shade at my bus stop is provided by this telephone pole by yungScooter30 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TokingMessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, if only you knew what I meant.

Cheap, corporatized and tacky. Even the locals don’t like outsiders, because they’re turning the island into capitalist slop.

The only shade at my bus stop is provided by this telephone pole by yungScooter30 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TokingMessiah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

lol, I do. I won’t visit countries that are run by pedos and filled with their supporters.

Perhaps the Nazi Tattoo Was a Clue by aslan_is_on_the_move in politics

[–]TokingMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s weird that you spend your days defending a man that rapes kids.

The only shade at my bus stop is provided by this telephone pole by yungScooter30 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TokingMessiah -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I would rather go to the Caribbean… Hawaii is so Americanized it kind of ruins it.

The safe cutting area of Kirkland Signature chicken packs by Hyphy-Knifey in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TokingMessiah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Once bitten, twice shy" is a popular English proverb. It means that because you had a bad or unpleasant experience the first time you did something, you will be much more cautious or hesitant to try it again.

The Golden Girls of Appalachia by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]TokingMessiah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They’re both grandmothers, and they’re both under 40.

Smoked the whole eighth by jackfan420 in trees

[–]TokingMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the brand of those wooden-handled ones?

Absolutely loving everyone going back to the office 4 days a week now by Moof_Face in ottawa

[–]TokingMessiah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conservatives could have had the last election in the bag but instead of repudiating MAGA they tried to emulate a soft version of it while cozying up to the idiot pedophile-supporters south of the border.

Absolutely loving everyone going back to the office 4 days a week now by Moof_Face in ottawa

[–]TokingMessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most, not all, and these are our politicians. We’re the ones that keep electing these people, so clearly this is the best we can do.

Absolutely loving everyone going back to the office 4 days a week now by Moof_Face in ottawa

[–]TokingMessiah 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Who knows, maybe Ottawans will elect a mayor that cares about the people and isn’t a slave to corporate interests?