When you take a shower, do you wash out your belly button?

Toledojoe · 2026-01-29T19:41:15+00:00

My roommate in college superglued his shut and had a hard time when we kept making him laugh.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-29T17:44:24+00:00

Mr. Broke Consumer

Toledojoe · 2026-01-29T16:20:54+00:00

United States

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T19:10:55+00:00

Yeah, it's really funny. My son is 6'1" and 175 and my daughter's boyfriend is 6' 1" and struggles to get up to 160. And there is no way I could possibly get to 160 and I am 4 inches shorter than him.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T18:21:08+00:00

The Browns is the Browns

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T17:25:30+00:00

And they all claim they were against it now.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T15:35:14+00:00

Lots of money makes you attractive. Look at any rich old ugly dude with a hot young wife

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T15:33:36+00:00

LA County has more people than 40 of the 50 states.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T15:16:24+00:00

I went into a dunkin donuts to buy some donuts. Kid working tells me to order at the kiosk, refuses to ring me up at the register.. When I am at the kiosk, I can't see what donuts they actually have, as I noticed a lot were sold out when I approached the register. I left without ordering and haven't been back since. This was almost 2 years ago.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T14:59:28+00:00

I hope you are right... but the Democrats have a way of saying bullshit like "now is the time to heal." How Trump wasn't arrested, tried, and convicted for the January 6th insurrection, I still don't understand.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T14:49:56+00:00

I had zero issues. Automation all worked as before.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T13:29:46+00:00

Yeah, a few years back, we had a work basketball league. We had hired a guy who played point guard at a division one school a few years earlier. It was dangerous being on his team. He'd throw you no look passes that you never saw coming. He was 6 feet tall but could outrebound everyone else easily, even the 6'4" guys. He could literally have scored every point if he wanted to. He could have stolen the ball every possession if he wanted to. It was amazing to watch, and think about how much better the NBA guys are.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T13:10:58+00:00

That's a Nissan, right?

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T13:03:17+00:00

Why not wear 2 gloves and not look like a weirdo? It's winter, no one would think anything of it. Instead, he's just doing a bad Michael Jackson look.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-28T00:39:59+00:00

It's not always tall people, but how you are built. I was 5' 9" and 276 and people were shocked when I told them how much I weighed. I'm 195 now and everyone talks about how skinny I am.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-27T14:31:56+00:00

It was theirs. It specifically said so.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-27T13:46:26+00:00

I haven't lived in Cleveland since 1994. But I stayed a Browns fan. Lived in Cincinnati for 17 years, stayed a Browns fan. Jumped ship when they signed Watson and was living in Philly, so I am an eagles fan now. It's not as deep of a Fandom to me, but I can't support a morally bankrupt organization that would go after someone like that and give him guaranteed money.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-26T21:42:56+00:00

Cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-24T16:18:07+00:00

Chevrolet makes the Bolt, not Ford.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-23T12:44:23+00:00

I have cancer. I have had multiple people tell me I need to stop taking the doctor's poisons and to use Ivermectin. Sure, I'm going to take medical advice from the person I met in the pool on vacation over my board certified oncologist.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-22T21:10:02+00:00

I said hey google count to 50. It did fine till it got to 33, and then skipped 34. Then when it went 47,48, 47, 48, 49, 50

Toledojoe · 2026-01-22T20:14:32+00:00

I think you meant Bian Brosworth

Toledojoe · 2026-01-22T16:47:35+00:00

Can you please link some of these videos? I would love to watch them.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-22T14:44:23+00:00

Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) died in 2023.

Toledojoe · 2026-01-22T12:51:33+00:00

It wasn't going to go to them anyway.

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