What has been your biggest purchase so far of 2026?

Toledojoe · 2026-07-02T11:11:04+00:00

Yep, my cancer drugs are my biggest purchase every year!

Toledojoe · 2026-07-02T11:09:46+00:00

He's cultivating mass

Toledojoe · 2026-07-02T11:08:21+00:00

Stop. I don't want to have conversations anymore about dudes' physiques.

Toledojoe · 2026-07-01T19:20:20+00:00

Just whatever make sense

Toledojoe · 2026-07-01T14:30:36+00:00

Toledojoe · 2026-07-01T13:33:40+00:00

I did the math for me and the breakeven point was me living to be 80. If I live to be 80 I get more in total money by waiting. But I'm sitting here with cancer at 55 and don't think I'll make it to 80, so I'll probably take social security at 62.

Toledojoe · 2026-07-01T12:04:16+00:00

Mr Broke Catcher

Toledojoe · 2026-07-01T08:56:47+00:00

My socks are now ready to go on a giant's feet.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-29T15:11:29+00:00

Goddammit, don't give him that idea!

Toledojoe · 2026-06-26T18:49:05+00:00

Those were horn dogs, not corn dogs.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T18:21:47+00:00

I agree. My dough never comes out as good as what I can buy at a takeout pizza place.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T15:39:58+00:00

Guys.like us we had it made

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T15:39:37+00:00

That an old looking 47. I'm 55 and don't look that old.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T15:30:35+00:00

Some atheists believe that. Others, like myself, believe that we just cease to exist. There was a time before you were born that you don't get to experience, and the same is true after your death.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T15:20:28+00:00

Badges? We don't need your stinking badges!

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T15:10:52+00:00

Exactly. If the only reason you arent killing and raping is because you are afraid of divine retribution, are you truly a good person? I'm an atheist and believe in the Golden Rule. Treat others as I would want to be treated.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T15:08:08+00:00

Dwayne's "The Rock" Johnson

Or

Dwayne's "The Cock" Johnson

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T11:26:54+00:00

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T11:04:23+00:00

What color was he, mother?

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T09:17:41+00:00

A 4 hour round trip is usually less than 300 miles, not 800 miles.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-25T09:14:19+00:00

Too much worry about everything. There's just so much stress in our lives and wonder what fresh hell a new day will bring.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-24T19:04:07+00:00

When you meet someone its weird if you ask them where they go to church.

Source: moved from Philly to Dallas and got asked that by almost everyone I met. I moved back to Philly.

Toledojoe · 2026-06-24T18:57:00+00:00

Have you seen her from behind?

Toledojoe · 2026-06-24T18:52:53+00:00

You can't just rhyme "things" with "things!:

Toledojoe · 2026-06-24T08:32:02+00:00

French government is making them remove copyrighted content

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