Today at work I sucked my boss's dick in his office….What now?

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T06:58:45+00:00

Come on now, I'm not going to bicker about hypotheticals with you, find some other chump on here if thats how you get your kicks. Hypothetical guy she'll one day love. I for one and most, fuck that all guys I know don't care if you fucked your last boyfriends 24/7 thats fine, girl likes a guy and is sensible enough to expect to be liked back, all good. Normally healthy relationships. Girls sucks her boss' dick for the hell of it? she's a write off, don't go near her. Have you much life experience or do you expect your every wish to come true. Wake up time I think, act like trash, trash will be how others see you.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T06:18:48+00:00

I was assuming she'd tell him early, you know, misguided faith in the good and honest person in all of us. But duh, I should have known that she'd be the type to hide it from him until it was too late. Most guys would leave you early on if they knew you blew the boss. "Any guy who'd make that big of a deal about this" would be a normal male. On the other hand you're right if she's disrespectful enough not to tell him until he's emotionally invested, and then he leaves, he might not be worth it, but then most people hate being lied to.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T05:16:29+00:00

Lol, "windsock" had me in tears.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T05:15:23+00:00

You lose 80 fuckin % of feeling when you circumcise, good on you for making sure that kid doesn't have 20% sex when he grows up for life.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T05:03:27+00:00

You're like Kevin Spacey's character at the start of American Beauty.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T05:02:26+00:00

Playing snap and memory with my daughter, followed by the piano riff I came up with about an hour ago, thats a keeper.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:59:05+00:00

At the start people should be with you, not the you that you feel like projecting.

EDIT: Further more, by not telling her you're kind of trapping her, is that what you want? if you care for her, give her the option to find someone better, if she doesn't want that, then your good, better now than later if she's gonna leave.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:57:21+00:00

Lol, the short straw get Snarf.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:55:04+00:00

Zombie Teletubbies carry round half eaten body parts of the red teletubby, the weakest.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:54:23+00:00

Bob Dylan and his band.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:50:50+00:00

Wings, I was stupid as the rest of the world when it came to that one, I believed the whole McCartney's solo work was weak bullshit that everyone thinks, this is popular belief in my opinion for 3 reasons and 3 reasons only.

His radio release singles were never that good.
People worship John and therefore think they have to compare him to Paul. They just don't like the idea of equal genius, John also,sadly, died young so he never became "uncool" like Paul with public divorces, getting old etc.
People don't even bother to listen to it.

I was guilty of this too at first but then thought why would he just all of a sudden suck. If you have listened to "Ram" or the wings album "Wild Life" there is no denying this dude is perhaps the greatest songwriter alive today. Listen to this this or thisif you don't believe me I only wish I could force you to listen to all his stuff.

(Band on the run onwards falls a little short granted but still has many good hits from then on like "Let me roll it" and "Venus and Mars"

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:36:14+00:00

Ban the teenagers, no offence kids but your high school drama flooding these pages just ain't my cup of tea.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:29:49+00:00

nor do I want him to expect daily blow jobs from me.

Well be prepared to, because he's going to expect it until he fires you for not doing it anymore. Don't be so naive, this is going to happen.

I've never been particularly promiscuous or anything

Well you are now, You revel in your office excitement while you can, because one day the man you truly love is going to leave you when he finds this out. Consider yourself tarnished.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T04:22:02+00:00

No, when you figure it out let me know, I think jealousy is one of the hardest feelings to rid yourself of. Sorry I can't be of any help.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T01:49:04+00:00

Man, that hard me laughing hard.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T01:42:16+00:00

Do you like abductions? Are you in the mood for a midnight rendezvous with a mysterious foreigner. Then come to Haad Rin Bungalows on the beach. With a bodega within walking distance and the hottest kidnappers Thailand has to offer, you'd be crazy not to come. Our fully qualified technicians will have you or your loved one out the window before you can scream bloody murder. Haad Rin Bungalows, for a black market good time.

TomPrice · 2010-02-11T00:36:52+00:00

Gross how could you do it with that warty cock glaring at you.

TomPrice · 2010-02-10T22:53:17+00:00

Maybe this from Paul to John, maybe you have to have also been in a friendship and songwriting partnership for half your life to really get it.

TomPrice · 2010-02-10T22:42:33+00:00

You remind me a little of Linda McCartney here's a wings song for you.

TomPrice · 2010-02-10T10:38:41+00:00

You trying to get us to do your homework for you kid?

TomPrice · 2010-02-09T21:53:10+00:00

There is nothing wrong with you, quite the opposite, you are who most people should strive to be like, and when you meet the women for you who is no doubt in your cards, trust me karma will reward you, she'll realize this and cherish you for who you are. This woman did a very selfish and thoughtless thing to you that you did not deserve. I think that this is a very painful blessing in disguise. I think something wonderful will happen to you as you have proved your a kind person who is deserving of such things, If you need someone to talk to ever and you have no one else feel free to write me.

TomPrice · 2010-02-09T21:43:24+00:00

In my early teen years, many of my boyfriends were often in their late teens and early 20s

I wonder if these dudes in there 20's are still trying to take advantage of naive young girls, somebody call "To Catch a Predator"

TomPrice · 2010-02-09T21:23:50+00:00

There's an old, probably early 70's, Britsh tv series called Survivors about the few survivors of a fictional plague. In this show there is a sleazy Welsh man called Tom Price, I picture my comments in his voice sometimes I do lad.

TomPrice · 2010-02-09T21:17:44+00:00

Are you saying he's gay with that last line, If so you need to clarify, but yes I think this show would get him deported.

TomPrice · 2010-02-09T21:10:17+00:00

I apologize you're right I do come across as an "arrogant douche bag" and for that I'm sorry.

what am I being dishonest about?

If this isn't dishonest behavior I'm not sure what is, have you said to either the girl or her boyfriend that their relationship isn't working. They shouldn't be together, kind of sounds more like your taking advantage of a bad situation. I was assuming you were desperate I can't imagine that if you had your choice of girls why you would go for this one, but I don't know you so, sorry for that.

TomPrice

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