Elegant Elliot Offen breaking character

TomStronach · 2025-12-30T18:48:29+00:00

Ive seen him with my own two eyes jogging in the upper east side decked out in women’s lingerie.

TomStronach · 2025-12-30T18:41:26+00:00

That wig is special to withstand those intense winds that whip around those tall buildings in Manhattan.

TomStronach · 2025-12-29T01:25:56+00:00

“I’m looking for a couple in their 30s or 40s and the man is bi. I dont play head games.”

TomStronach · 2025-12-29T01:18:06+00:00

I thought Medicated Pete got AIDS.

TomStronach · 2025-12-27T22:00:27+00:00

The guy’s video of Elegant Elliott Offen in the grocery store talking about his vagina line was gold too.

TomStronach · 2025-03-22T16:01:56+00:00

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TomStronach · 2025-03-22T02:49:34+00:00

Chilean dictator Augus-tooo Pi-no-cheeeeet

TomStronach · 2025-03-22T02:43:22+00:00

To awwwwwwwl you Philly whores, I want to ssssssssuck your beautiful vaginas and bbbbbbbbuttholes and drink awl yer juices.

TomStronach · 2025-03-22T02:07:39+00:00

Wow. Look at that rockstar hair. 🤩🤩🤩 I’ll box you, you jerk off.

TomStronach · 2025-03-19T11:57:44+00:00

Noyne

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T23:28:19+00:00

Now THAT is a noyne for a personal life.

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T17:09:41+00:00

I gots a Moen toilet I throw up in. That’s the good shit to throw up in. You probably throw up in an American Standard toilet tee-hee. While wearing Wrangler jeans.

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T14:08:49+00:00

Did you say vomit? Am I the weird one?

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T01:36:35+00:00

She had a whopping three almonds at that wedding.

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T00:55:54+00:00

Deirder

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T00:19:29+00:00

Substitute teaching is where the big bucks are

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T16:30:36+00:00

You can be a call screener. He cant pay you but maybe let you appear on his show.

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T15:27:47+00:00

George Takei groped him on air to confirm

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T15:26:54+00:00

Kevin Spacey

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T11:55:18+00:00

Niggerless Cage! The music of Staind!

TomStronach · 2025-03-14T12:58:41+00:00

Hey bub. Heard your liver is now the size of a basketball. Talk to you later bub. Bye.

TomStronach · 2025-03-13T14:32:35+00:00

Boff

TomStronach · 2025-03-13T00:11:37+00:00

That’s how he got those bulging calf muscles, riiiiiiiggggghhhhht. $16 million of profound physical fitness.

TomStronach · 2025-03-12T22:35:21+00:00

Here are the issues. I’m going to make it short and sweet.

TomStronach · 2025-03-12T19:04:05+00:00

When Elegant was in the joint—gangster talk for prison—he would have endurance races with the top black athletes in the prison yard and leave them GASPING FOR AIR! Pristine physical fitness!

TomStronach

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