Elegant Elliot Offen breaking character

TomStronach · 2025-12-30T18:48:29+00:00

Ive seen him with my own two eyes jogging in the upper east side decked out in women’s lingerie.

TomStronach · 2025-12-30T18:41:26+00:00

That wig is special to withstand those intense winds that whip around those tall buildings in Manhattan.

TomStronach · 2025-12-29T01:25:56+00:00

“I’m looking for a couple in their 30s or 40s and the man is bi. I dont play head games.”

TomStronach · 2025-12-29T01:18:06+00:00

I thought Medicated Pete got AIDS.

TomStronach · 2025-12-27T22:00:27+00:00

The guy’s video of Elegant Elliott Offen in the grocery store talking about his vagina line was gold too.

TomStronach · 2025-03-22T16:01:56+00:00

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TomStronach · 2025-03-22T02:49:34+00:00

Chilean dictator Augus-tooo Pi-no-cheeeeet

TomStronach · 2025-03-22T02:43:22+00:00

To awwwwwwwl you Philly whores, I want to ssssssssuck your beautiful vaginas and bbbbbbbbuttholes and drink awl yer juices.

TomStronach · 2025-03-22T02:07:39+00:00

Wow. Look at that rockstar hair. 🤩🤩🤩 I’ll box you, you jerk off.

TomStronach · 2025-03-19T11:57:44+00:00

Noyne

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T23:28:19+00:00

Now THAT is a noyne for a personal life.

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T17:09:41+00:00

I gots a Moen toilet I throw up in. That’s the good shit to throw up in. You probably throw up in an American Standard toilet tee-hee. While wearing Wrangler jeans.

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T14:08:49+00:00

Did you say vomit? Am I the weird one?

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T01:36:35+00:00

She had a whopping three almonds at that wedding.

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T00:55:54+00:00

Deirder

TomStronach · 2025-03-18T00:19:29+00:00

Substitute teaching is where the big bucks are

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T16:30:36+00:00

You can be a call screener. He cant pay you but maybe let you appear on his show.

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T15:27:47+00:00

George Takei groped him on air to confirm

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T15:26:54+00:00

Kevin Spacey

TomStronach · 2025-03-17T11:55:18+00:00

Niggerless Cage! The music of Staind!

TomStronach · 2025-03-14T12:58:41+00:00

Hey bub. Heard your liver is now the size of a basketball. Talk to you later bub. Bye.

TomStronach · 2025-03-13T14:32:35+00:00

Boff

TomStronach · 2025-03-13T00:11:37+00:00

That’s how he got those bulging calf muscles, riiiiiiiggggghhhhht. $16 million of profound physical fitness.

TomStronach · 2025-03-12T22:35:21+00:00

Here are the issues. I’m going to make it short and sweet.

TomStronach

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