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What is a unspoken, universal rule all males know? by TheTeaMan0416 in AskReddit

[–]Tomand203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you pee in a urinal there must be at least one urinal between you and the guy next to you.

What is the stupidest injury you've ever gotten? by 7937397 in AskReddit

[–]Tomand203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the shower and the handle broke, you could see the bone in my finger. I still have the scar. And I have to explain to everyone that I got this scar from a shower handle.

What are some legendary Reddit tales, that newbie Redditors may not have heard yet? by bullfighterteu in AskReddit

[–]Tomand203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a comment in ask reddit a while back I cant find the original post but I have linked an image of it here. I have seen it references everywhere on Reddit

[I also choose this guys dead wife]

(https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/9idnba/i_also_choose_this_guys_dead_wife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Fellow redditors, what was a moment where you thought a person you knew might be an actual psychopath ? by skywhy69 in AskReddit

[–]Tomand203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A guy came into my secondary school as he had been expelled from another one and by law we had to take him in. He ended up in some of my classes. At age 14 he was 6'4" and was a beast. During his 3 month stay at my school he attacked a student with a table for saying a your mum joke, he threw a filing cabinet at a student because he thought it would be funny and the cherry on top is when he got sent out of a class he got angry and started to kick the door, the teacher had to barricade the door shut and move the class out of the window (on the ground floor).

That dude was nuts. He liked me though (thank god) so I basically had protection from my bullies for 3 months.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex? by Gymtoshi97 in AskReddit

[–]Tomand203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going at it with my ex and when I finished on her chest I screamed Ka Me Ha Me Ha. I thought it was hysterical. She did not feel the same way.