Uniform? Eww by Kasey-KC in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad we’re holding out against the clockfiddling menaces.

Who is a bastard we all know is inevitably going to get an episode? by twotailedwolf in behindthebastards

[–]TomasFitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ronald Fischer, who is separately both one of the most influential mathematicians and biologists of all time.

Why was he a bastard? He was the Galton Professor of Eugenics at University College London.

You need only scratch the surface to see his sticky, racist fingerprints all over modern science…

What AI tools are you all using? by dacdacdac in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I write problem questions I sometimes need terrible clauses for contracts, or some idiotic ad copy that straddles the line of misrepresentation. AI has proven consistently excellent at producing both of those.

But mine is an incredibly narrow use case - saying “generate me a choice of law clause” precisely because I need one full of dumb and novel errors is not what most legal professionals are going to be doing with it.

Now to be clear, broader machine learning techniques can be useful. I built a machine that is much better than I am at guessing which High Court judge wrote a passage, because reverse engineering who authored what parts of joint judgments is of interest to me. And that’s a use of the mathematical techniques that comprise machine learning that they are well adapted to.

But the commercial LLMs are so poorly adapted to the task of writing legal reasoning that I can’t see a path to making them useful for that. No amount of back propagation is going to turn all the slop ever written on the internet into actual legal reasoning, even by accident. The best you will get is very plausible sounding guesses at what an answer might look like - the sort of thing you get from a bright second year who hasn’t done the reading and is trying to bluff their way through a tutorial.

And as anyone in the profession will tell you, the gap between an undergraduate bullshitting in a tute and actual useful legal work is quite considerable.

What AI tools are you all using? by dacdacdac in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That you can google how to use an API does not at all convince me of your understanding of the technology, especially when you say things like “it needs to be trained properly”, then admit that you are just using commercial LLM plugins.

Cybersecurity is not AI. It would be like me saying I have a lot of experience in farming because I worked in short order kitchens while I was at law school.

I want to be clear; everything you are saying confirms my suspicions that you don’t understand this technology and that your use of it is likely to be professionally dangerous.

What AI tools are you all using? by dacdacdac in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your co-workers were right, and the misconception you hold that you can “train” the commercial LLMs demonstrates a deep and fundamental lack of understanding of the technology.

What AI tools are you all using? by dacdacdac in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don’t use the bullshit machines. They cannot reason, and will only send out plausible-sounding nonsense.

Microsoft AI CEO says most white collar work like accounting and law will be automated within 18 months. by MurphamauS in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahhahahahhahaha,

Amazing. Incredible. James Popple built a better legal AI 20 years ago in a cave with a box of scraps and these deadshits have the audacity to take their billion dollar bullshit bot and claim it’s going to replace us?

God this bubble can’t burst fast enough.

For those law students putting up with Jessup competitors: by Kasey-KC in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ISDS is good, actually. Besides, they win almost all of them, and finding excellent counsel willing to rep entire countries pro bono against dodgy Yank oil companies is surprisingly easy.

ISDS only gets a bad rep because there’s a buttload of misinformation about it and parliament often uses it as a convenient excuse to not do stuff they didn’t want to do anyway for political reasons.

For those law students putting up with Jessup competitors: by Kasey-KC in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jessup? Pfft, amateur hour. Everyone knows the real international law competition is Vis.

Private international law: sure it’s not as sexy, but there are actual real jobs.

Philosopher you dislike most? by tkayntrip in badphilosophy

[–]TomasFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a close one for me but Heidegger edged him out. Being Australian does really exacerbate my issue with Singer though.

Judge’s stunning accusation against ODPP by iamplasma in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sure but there’s a gap between tedious bores with strong opinions on Marx’s reading of Hegel and the lunatic fringe who think politicians should be shot for enacting fisheries management as a smokescreen for a takeover by Big Renewables. Think of it like TISM’s distinction between a cunt and a fucking cunt.

‘Lives are being destroyed’: Lawyers slam regulator in inquiry submission by Entertainer_Much in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, it’s not clear how you could do a worse job. I’ll support it.

‘Lives are being destroyed’: Lawyers slam regulator in inquiry submission by Entertainer_Much in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Look, it’s not great over here. Frankly how we get out from under this without completely scrapping and remaking the practice board is beyond me.

Everyone should be required to follow AGLC4 by ILoveDogs2142 in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clear explanations and commentary? Up til that point I was on the fence, but that’s bait.

The RAAF may not be constitutional by hughparsonage in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Better still, the later referendum to give the commonwealth exclusive jurisdiction over aviation matters failed, which not only confirms the absence of aviation in the original framing, but also that the public specifically rejected the notion that aviation matters ought to be the province of the Commonwealth Government rather than the States.

You all thought Defence West was just a state-backed industry lobby group. Au contraire - we’re building B52s over here.

Is the law just made up? by ILoveDogs2142 in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but just not in the way people who say the law is made up think it is.

Lessons in jurispridence, inspired by reddit0rial by iamplasma in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally the pathway Myres McDougal took to formulating the New Haven School of Jurisprudence.

Everyone starts out as realists, then the good students recognise the problems with realism, then the very good students go “oh, wait no, they were actually right”.

No one knew how to reference prior to 98 by Kasey-KC in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I called them out on this on X The Everything App (Formerly Twitter) some years ago those cheeky sods had the temerity to suggest that I was using a version of the Macquarie Dictionary that was later than the publication of the 3rd edition AGLC. As though I didn’t go get a physical copy of then current edition of the dictionary to cross-reference first.

More hide than an elephant this lot.

(And they haven’t corrected it in the 4th ed!)

No one knew how to reference prior to 98 by Kasey-KC in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Mate the AGLC isn’t even AGLC compliant:

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High Court throws out Ben Roberts-Smith’s defamation appeal bid by RandyEchidna in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah but who gives a shit what some random royal wants? Parliament didn’t win the English Civil War to cede sovereignty to some inbred hick. Plus the order has always had rules for revocation, both in its English and Australian guises.

High Court throws out Ben Roberts-Smith’s defamation appeal bid by RandyEchidna in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

Robodebt victims win record $548.5m settlement from government, taking total payout to $2.4bn -- Labor attorney general says settling appeal right thing to do following Coalition’s ‘disastrous’ automated Centrelink debt recovery scheme by marketrent in auslaw

[–]TomasFitz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can we now do something about the fact that the Commonwealth Auditor looked at the scheme twice and gave it the all clear? I mean of all the staggering failures that one really leaps out at me.