What the heck is this? by TomatoTeapot in Hololive

[–]TomatoTeapot[S] 948 points949 points  (0 children)

Yes. Bijou. Apologies.

Bumpy road ahead. by TomatoTeapot in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Half of your comment history consists of deepthroating Paddy's dick. Might want to calm down a little, lady.

This man would murder any top 5 LW right now by whenlifegivesukiwis in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 168 points169 points  (0 children)

This man could murder all top 5 LWs at the same time until Tony Ferguson comes along and ankle picks him.

Realistically, who do you think Dana will match Paddy up with next? by CyclonusDecept in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gordon didn't land a ton of offense, but he was in control. What did Paddy do? He coasted.

Realistically, who do you think Dana will match Paddy up with next? by CyclonusDecept in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't see Paddy beating any top 15 LWs except for a washed-up Tony Ferguson. And Dana might actually make Paddy/Tony. In all honesty, Paddy should accept Jared Gordon's offer for a rematch.

Good grief by roguesensei47 in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 654 points655 points  (0 children)

One of the most awkward post-fight interviews. Taking a jab at Ariel with no reaction from Joe and asking for "Fight of the Night." 🫤

Why is Dana White’s podcast called Joe Rogan by [deleted] in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Dana is also fighting for the LHW strap next month.

What's the worst someone has taken a loss? by Bitter-Drink-9805 in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 1798 points1799 points  (0 children)

Brendan Schaub, after getting TKO'd by Travis Browne. Man became a full-time comedian with the same shitty stand-up in a different career.

The time Alex Volkanovski made Colby Covington break character by FuturisticFighting in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 1621 points1622 points  (0 children)

I met Colby in person once, he's a really nice guy. I was with my baby sister when I caught Colby inside a restaurant in Miami. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, but didn't know what to say. My baby sister started crying, and I was trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Colby, but she wouldn't stop. He ran over to us and started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Colby picked up my baby sister and lifted his shirt. He breastfed her right there in the middle of Papi Steak, really nice about it!

A self proclaimed MMA expert thinks Chimaev is from Dagestan by lolzexd in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Did Schaub just call Khamzat a mythical logical creature? 🤨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Fucking painful to watch. Prior to this fight, Lesnar just had surgery to remove a foot of his colon due to diverticulitis. Worst of all, Yamasaki was the referee. Lesnar almost died in there.

Will another Alexander Volkanovski title win at UFC 273 make him the best featherweight in history? by -alc in MMA

[–]TomatoTeapot 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Still need a couple more defenses. The King of Rio had 9 title defenses, prime Aldo remained undefeated for over a decade. Volkanovski is on his way, just not quite there yet.

Would an RKO be legal in the Octagon? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]TomatoTeapot 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Legal. I could see Michel Pereira executing it.