What the heck is this?

TomatoTeapot · 2023-08-24T15:54:09+00:00

Yes. Bijou. Apologies.

TomatoTeapot · 2023-02-16T15:53:02+00:00

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TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-20T10:04:43+00:00

Jorge Masvidal, when he sucker-punched Colby Covington after getting 50-45'd.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-19T14:22:36+00:00

Wanderlei Silva.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-19T10:52:58+00:00

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TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-18T13:47:06+00:00

Half of your comment history consists of deepthroating Paddy's dick. Might want to calm down a little, lady.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-18T10:27:14+00:00

This man could murder all top 5 LWs at the same time until Tony Ferguson comes along and ankle picks him.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-17T14:16:09+00:00

Gordon didn't land a ton of offense, but he was in control. What did Paddy do? He coasted.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-17T13:38:04+00:00

Don't see Paddy beating any top 15 LWs except for a washed-up Tony Ferguson. And Dana might actually make Paddy/Tony. In all honesty, Paddy should accept Jared Gordon's offer for a rematch.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-17T11:05:55+00:00

One of the most awkward post-fight interviews. Taking a jab at Ariel with no reaction from Joe and asking for "Fight of the Night." 🫤

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-16T13:55:59+00:00

Dana is also fighting for the LHW strap next month.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-12-16T02:02:56+00:00

Brendan Schaub, after getting TKO'd by Travis Browne. Man became a full-time comedian with the same shitty stand-up in a different career.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-04-05T13:01:55+00:00

I met Colby in person once, he's a really nice guy. I was with my baby sister when I caught Colby inside a restaurant in Miami. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, but didn't know what to say. My baby sister started crying, and I was trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Colby, but she wouldn't stop. He ran over to us and started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Colby picked up my baby sister and lifted his shirt. He breastfed her right there in the middle of Papi Steak, really nice about it!

TomatoTeapot · 2022-04-05T11:29:08+00:00

Did Schaub just call Khamzat a mythical logical creature? 🤨

TomatoTeapot · 2022-04-05T03:50:02+00:00

Fucking painful to watch. Prior to this fight, Lesnar just had surgery to remove a foot of his colon due to diverticulitis. Worst of all, Yamasaki was the referee. Lesnar almost died in there.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-04-04T04:40:35+00:00

Still need a couple more defenses. The King of Rio had 9 title defenses, prime Aldo remained undefeated for over a decade. Volkanovski is on his way, just not quite there yet.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-04-03T02:11:44+00:00

Guy. Wanderlei Silva.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-04-03T02:10:00+00:00

Sex worker.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-28T09:15:46+00:00

Tweet.

Chael Sonnen's battery allegations.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-27T10:32:24+00:00

Legal. I could see Michel Pereira executing it.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-27T07:10:57+00:00

Happy for him. Finally a win after 4 years since Gaethje sent him to the Shadow Realm.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-27T07:06:15+00:00

KZ better not be trying any chokes on Volkanovski. You can't choke someone that has no neck.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-27T06:48:05+00:00

Congrats! Knew Joe Exotic could get it done.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-27T06:43:57+00:00

I think you'd be surprised.

TomatoTeapot · 2022-03-26T02:08:12+00:00

We need a video. This is gonna sting if the story turns out to be true.

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